Go home, you're drunk!

I am no slow poke that;s for sute

Type (with the emoti): Damn, I really thought I’d get this one :confused:

Damn, I really thought I’d get this one :confused:

type: Never gonna get it, never gonna get it. Never gonna get it: Oh wowow oooooow! :dancer:

Never gonna get it , never gonna get it. Naget gpmma get ot: Oh wowow oooooow" :dancer:

type: i don’t know what happened there

i don’t know what happened there

type: I guess that glass of apple juice really got to me this time!

I guetr thar glass of apllr jyive reallt got to me this timr! XD

Type: who the hell is Jack?

who the hell is Jack?
type: Jack’s the guy in the box!

Jaxk;s tje guy im tje boc!

Type: It takes at least two gears to grind.

It tajes at leadt twp gears to grubd

Type: it’s not a tumor!

It’s not a tumoe

Type: But I’m feeling pins and needles…

But I’m feeling pins and needles…

Type: Stand by me for the millionth time

stsvd bx nfvfor thrvjukkiojtvzijr
ooops

type: join in the space-ship and lets ride…!

join in the space-sgip and lers ride…!

Type: I don’t see you at the space-ship.

x xxx’x xxx xxx xx xxx xxxxx-xxxax
type: thx I go home now cause I am drunk.

thx i go homr now caise i am drink

Type: My feet hurt, help me go and buy booze…

All you need is a king…goes… all you need is beef ( I am vegetarian lol)
Hanna Banana
Dunno.
I’m trying to write a new fog but the only one is ****ed
WTH
Unicorns are real…goes universe is unreal lol
Anthropomorphism is nonsense means you see god as a bearded man
As a matter of fact I don’t really see the point of this game.
In France we have games like repeating fi" l’eau des nouilles me coule le long des coudes et me mouille"
Anyway

What. The. Hell?

Wait what?

Are we expected to type that? Maybe you’re in the wrong thread mate.

Well, tongue twisters obviously don’t work in the forums, since they’re obviously not voiced out.

I think I get it, utilising dodgy etymology formation, to get a new semantic sense of the word.

E.g.:


Due to the 1990 Reform/Rectification (i.e. Simplification) Of French Orthography, the word ‘analphabet’ no longer means ‘analphabet’ (illiterate), cuz the “ph” has been changed to “f”. So sentimentally the new sense of the word is one of a cretin whose bête noire is that of emitting music (e.g. do re mi fa) anally (i.e. farting), since anal + fa + bête = analfabète.

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you make me laugh…!

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