Alright- thanx Manu @IronSoldier16 so here we go:
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
Lol. An apple a day keeps the doctor away 
Or to save apples, just give this one to the doc directly 
Rob you and I probably knew that one instantly because usually it’s a doc and engineer lol
Lol. Wtf does the Apple pic say NUTrition?
I just seen it under images so idk
That’s where my mind went instantly. lol
Lol - first I thought 
„wtf- a busdriver and an engeneers??? What has this to do with the doctor and the apple??” 
honestly rofl about myself just now- didn’t knew it’s this well known… aaaaand : 
Mr. Russel 
Grats 
You gooooo…
Aye. It’s been slow business in the riddle market recently
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What is it?
Steps? There’s a lot of things that could go lol
I think that’s it. I’m curious tho, what else could it be?
A hole 
How do you take a hole?
Who’s next?
The same. Someone else should go.
You go then
Hear hear.