Found one!lol
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
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All the shooting and hanging and whatnot are euphemisms (that I’m not familiar with) for something else.
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Tooooo generic! It has a meaning lol
She was recreating weekend at bernies? 
Jk terminator can go, I got so frustrated the first time I heard that one lol
He’s right:
[spoiler]Picture shot 
Made the film in that water thing 
She hung the picture out to dry
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Easy one to keep it going, what kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
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Palm tree?
Yep
Too easy
I can’t think of anything better so here’s another easy one. Not even really a riddle.
A pen and pencil cost £1.10, the pen costs £1 more than the pencil. How much is the pencil?
£0.5?
Yeah.
Maybe this is an easy one:
Even when you head for it, you can’t reach it. What is it?
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End of the rainbow? Horizon? The other side? Lol
I’m sure we can reach the other side! (with a gold bar, or after winning at the lottery). Maybe this will happen one day! 
Well done, this is the horizon!
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daydreaming 
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A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
I need the room and the reason for it
I know the answer (it’s pretty obvious), but I don’t want to go next.
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It is lol we gotta get creative now haha
Come on riddler!
I know the answer, but I don’t have one to go next 
Can I guess and let other take my place?
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