The doctor is the grandfather, right @yolo5494 ?
I’ve heard this one before, I’m pretty sure it was the mother. I said birth father because I was too stupid to say mother
https://www.ecenglish.com/learnenglish/lessons/english-riddle-can-you-answer-question
Ok, but you can go next.
OMG of course! Now I feel stupid lol. Ok you go!
My glass is both 50% full and 100% full at the same time, how is that possible?
There’s oil and water in the glass,
The glass is 50% full of oil but the other 50% is water?
Close enough, I was thinking water and air.
I got creative haha
Bacteria is placed in a dish at 12 am and replicates and doubles every minute, if at 12 pm the bacteria reaches a count of two million, at what time was the count at one million?
Easy one
At 11:59 pm
That’s correct
Go ahead
Mary’s father has 5 daughters. If four of their names are nana, nene, nini, and nono, what is the fifth daughter’s name?
Nunu! what do I win?
Oh noooo I’m sorry but you don’t win anything because you were WRONGGGGG MUAHAHHA
whyyyyyy?? ok…
Lol it’s an easy one
I’m really idiot… Mary
No you’re not! But yes it’s Mary
Yay! thanx
I have an easy one!
I have teeth, but I don’t bite…who am I?
A comb! Maybe?