“It’s been a week and she don’t know I’m deaf still haha”
“Surveillance video of the moment @IronSoldier16 wails on @chigokurosaki for killing the rest of the oregano”
“Me restraining myself the moment idiots turn the other way”
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“Scientists have discovered a new way to keep kids quiet.”
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LOL we found @acemasters’ cover for his new single 
“King Kong ain’t got nothing on me! 
”
Ehmm… ahhh…
“This is how the unlicensed Mexican contractor does things” 
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Lmafo
Could you imagine that as a actual cover 
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@jrtrussell’s spam army (cops) Vs LPU in/sane soldiers
New one:
@intheend’s possum’s facial expression moments before memes gassing took effect 
Had to 
“When you think your boyfriend doesn’t care about you, but he’s actually dead, and you’re sleeping next to a cadaver”
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hilarious!
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"Baby sings ‘One Step Closer’ and wins baby-rock contest by a landslide (SHUT UP!)’
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(Right now in my finished salad 
)
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Oh you’re kidding 
Ehmmm…
“I’m too stuffed to finish my plate”
-on vacation in France
I wish 
Why France?
Cause the eat vineyard snails?
No one eats slugs.
Aye,
had to ruin it for me 
Mmhmm 
“Never inviting Ron Weasley over for dinner again”
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I will die a slow death
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The new post-brexit diet! haha
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Hmmm. Autocorrect. Puck u.
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That, you don’t even get with a happy meal! 
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“How to discreetly signal the sniper to kill your friend while he reads your book”
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