Wait, calling @Gatsie, what was supposed to happen when the looking into Joe’s eyes happened???
Joe was overtaken by the mysterious force of greens that took over the Forgotton Islands long ago and by looking into his eyes, Phoenix was now covered in greens from head to toe too.
everything wrapped in green, the offense of the green egg’s got ahead…
then it was time the green egg
drone calls his master

The master appeared and he looked like an evil version of Shrek.

(This has an uncanny resemblance to a face Joe makes
)
Joe knelt down before the Green Master of Ugly Shrekness.
“Awaiting further instructions from master,” Joe said as he knelt down to bow.
Phoenix witnessed it all in confusion, unable to move because he was rooted to the ground with his body covered in greens.
“…he poin’ed at my eyes…” 
“Arise, Joe of the Green Forgotten Islands and hear what task I have for you” said the Green Master of Ugly Shrekness.
Meanwhile, Phoenix, having became green, becomes Luigi

Dr Hiro had been lost in the labyrinth all this time and finally found his way out and saw Phoenix Luigi, Joe and the Green Master Ugly.
“Phoenix! You have the ultimate power now! Slay the Green Master!” Dr Hiro cheered at Phoenix Luigi.
Just then, Dirty Mario comes and ruin everything:

[same idea here
but won´t ruin the progress (edit: again…)
lmao
]
Green Master Ugly Shrekness laughed because he had summoned Dirty Mario to aid Joe in his mission to make the world ugly and green.
hahaha great gif @gatsie…
"We start the green offense " ugly greenish master rapped it all out…“REVOLUTION!” Joe answers with his keyboard

Dr. Hiro told Phoenix Luigi, “Wait until they are very distracted, then hone in on the attack.”