I won’t post it here, but search for a video on YouTube titled Tickle Me Elmo meets Tigger. You’re welcome.
We got given these at work a few years ago… the ‘product charcterisitics’ are very informative…

I like how for number 3 it says “con stantly” and “coor dinate” 
Okay, this one made me smile.

Actually it’s purple. They only made it purple because Sam Jackson wanted a purple saber.
In our KIA Carens manual there are a lot of words written like that. For example: steer-ing, make-ing etc
Ikr lol (no, not @yolo5494’s variant )

- and nice new avatar- very green! And no, I have no problem with it 




brown rice was my favorite haha





im dying to try the rocket thing on a cop someday lol


Good ol Chucky, kicking ass since Ancient Egyptian times
Medusa is Greek.

“If only bananas had some sort of a natural cover then we would much less pollute our planet with plastic!”

That is the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen all week