Lmao!! 
that made me laugh really loud!! ( can you hear me laughing?? )
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That was a good story .
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LOLZ - typical ‘Dad’ joke! That was great!
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exactly!!! When i was reading i thought i’ll read something else… same question soo many times!
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Heard a religious joke today(no offense):
Soon after God created man, man was like damn I’m pretty lonely, god can you help me out? I need a partner, someone who will understand me, who will make me happy and let me do and eat what I want and who won’t fight with me ever…
God replied, well…that can be arranged but the price is pretty steep-I think about an arm and a leg to make you a woman that perfect
The man was like 
Can i negotiate? What can you give me for just a rib?
And god made the woman as we see her today
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I remember reading one recently about an engineer that was too smart for his own good.
The joke goes that there’s a christian, a musilum and an engineer about to be executed by guillotine. The first to step up is the christian, when they ask him if he had any requests he asked to be on his back so he can look at god as he dies. Miraculously the guillotine stops just before it gets to his neck and he is spared. Next was the turn of the muslim, he too wanted to be on his back so he could see Allah as he died, as the guillotine came down it stopped as well and the muslim was also saved.
Then came the turn of the engineer, now he wasn’t religious but he saw the other 2 had survived so he decided to lie on his back too. And just as before he was also saved. At that point he pipes up and says “Well look, there’s your probelm; your rope has derailed from the pulley and is jamming .”
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I got a call today from someone looking for Susan (whoever that is). Turns out it was a wrong number. Then I got this text.
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Lmaooo !
Vegans believe meat eaters and butchers are gross.
But those who sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer.
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lolololol Buckley strikes again. I agree with him though, Buzzfeed truly is a cancer. Sad thing is, it’s hugely popular
Another one:
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I watched that one the other day, I see where they were going with it but I don’t see it working properly any time soon.
@NickGr we need to make Wenger an advert where we take a bag and put it through absolute hell (.50 cal bullets, explosions, etc…) with the last 33 secs (not including the silence at the end) of Dedicated by Parkway drive as background music
And where he says “bring that shit down” we could change it to “bring that ship down” and then drop an aircraft carrier on it.
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Or just repeat last Indiana Jones nuke the fridge scene with a Wenger
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I really like these videos. The best one is Call Me Maybe
I love Chinglish. This was on a transformer we were planning to test the Tesla coil with in uni, turns out it wasn’t high powered enough.
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Read one of their manuals
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