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Oh crap Anna stole my handwash song. I already posted this on Reddit! What a thief! 
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About five or six years ago, our school district’s IT director died of a heart attack (ironically, he initially suffered it at the hospital while he was there with his wife). He was a huge supporter of Apple, and that’s what we ran on for the longest time. After his death, the entire system was switched over to Windows, and nearly every Apple product has since been replaced.
And then there’s this.
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Do you run Hackintoshes?
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Damn, I know it’s also Daivd’s birthday today, but this one got me
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My son texted that we are down to two rolls of toilet paper, and that the shops are sold out for days now. 
My precious
Police advice: don’t let valuables in plain sight
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I legit saw a man the other day that was waiting for the same train as me. He had a ~12 pack of toilet paper. No idea where he found it and no idea why he wasn’t being devoured by a mob of hoarders.
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When you need 5 hands, but only have 2 . Today I had to conformal coat some circuit boards, that meant I needed a mask, a UV torch, magnification, a paint brush and a spare hand all at once. So, I got creative, didn’t think to look in a mirror until I walked out of my pitch black room and scared the hell out of my sister. I then went downstairs to get rid of the coating that I didn’t need and my parents thought I had finally lost it. 
It looks like I’m trying to cosplay some kind of super-villain, but it works, regardless of how retarded I look.
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Are you Inspector Gadget?
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Trust me, I’m an engineer.
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The only one prepared for the apocalypse.
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And I read:
Germany has a shortage on toilet paper.
France has a shortage on red wine and condoms.
Every country has it’s priorities.
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