Lol. I’d take the sleep deprivation.
WYR have no teeth or no elbows?
Having no teeth is a far easier problem to rectify so, I’ll go for that.
WYR have every single thought you ever have appear in a bubble above your head for all to see at all times (that includes footage as well as text, but no sound) or blurt out everything that comes to your mind at all times with no control?
What’s the difference in this?
I choose the bubbles and then this for everyone else too. Would be fun
Why you rather never smell ore tast again?
There’s audio but no visual. So you might randomly start barking like a dog in the middle of a funeral whereas with a bubble, people will have to actively look at it and it might be footage of that time your crush rejected you in a really cruel way. 
*or taste
I’ll got for the taste, it means I can consume any kind of food on the planet.
WYR forever be a dick or forever be a pushover?
A pushover.
WYR lose your legs in a fatal accident or lose the ability to talk?
Well if I’m in a fatal accident, the loss of my legs is going to be the least of my problems on account of being dead.
I’ll go for not talking again.
WYR make a loud wretching noise every time someone says your name or would you rather be incapable of pronouncing your own name properly?
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My name. I can wear a t-shirt with it or something like that 
WYR eat mice or your own arms?
Mice. Without second gassing
Wyr have a shower or a bathtub?
Ohhh. I’m excited for this response
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Same here, the person will have to think very carefully.
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Ok, I give it a try.
First thought, I go with @jrtrussell , more food for me. But then again, his exercising and dancing would drive me nuts.
@the_termin8r is used to stay in one room, doing his usual stuff. So I just could stay, watch ask sometimes a question. That could work.
I go with Rob.
Not thinking more about the hygiene part of this whole question. 
Wyr run from an explosion, try to hide? Or run towards it, looking if you can provide some help?
You have to ask yourself about what is in the room. If there’s something to keep me distracted, you might be fine if you pretend you don’t exist . I hate people hovering around me and asking questions when I’m doing something unless I’ve told them to be there. LOL
Provide help to the explosion? Sure why not? I’ll be dead anyway so might as well add some extra bio-fuel.
WYR never be able to spell properly again or never be able to pronounce anything properly again?
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Ok, so you make this hell as well.
Nice, it’s not so, there would be any circumstances I do this on my free will.
To injured people, I ment
first one is already a given for me
Second I have with any foreign language 
If you stuck into a room for three day with someone you never met before and can’t escape WYR tray to work together with that someone? Or looking for your own advantage? Making the whole situation worse in the long run. 
*Try
I’d go solo, kill them as soon as I can and then use their body for sustenance.
WYR spend 3 days in a room with a sleeping lion or where there’s zero G and all the walls, the floor and the ceiling are live at mains voltage?
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Lol. Why have I become the resident dancer? But I respect the decision. I’d prob prefer to be alone anyway.
Sounds like a death sentence either way 
I’d go with the lion. Maybe I could somehow kill it in its sleep or befriend it.
WYR have the body of a horse and the head of a human or the body of a human and the head of a horse?
Horse head
WYR perceive real time sped up or slowed down while everyone feels it normally?
Not enough 
I saved you, even sacrefide myself. 
Got eaten by Rob, who can’t go without food for three days.
So I expecte a little more gratitude!
I go with time speed up
WYR live in one of this modern houses, where everything is electonicly controlled and you can’t even open a window, music and light follows you through the rooms… or in a old, by amateurs renovated house?
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*hours
Smart homes are about as dumb as they get. I’ll take the janky old school.
WYR perform brain surgery on yourself (imagine it’s possible for the sake of this) or be the next US president?
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Lmao. Saved me from what?
Next president. They’d call me Obama 2.
WYR never see another person again or never be alone again?