If it were terminal then I’d screw the chemo
WYR: Get a paper cut on your knuckle or on that bit of skin between the base of your fingers?
paper cut
wyr
have a big greenish-yellow pustule in the middle of your nose or right in your mouth-corner?
I used to have one there; it was painful.
WYR have a lip piercing or a tongue piercing?
Been there done that
wyr:
sit an hour outside in the storm or in a dark droom with no windows
In my case this isn’t a “would you rather” scenario but a “how badly do you want to” scenario 
And does it only have to be an hour?
WYR: Have a small quadrocopter flow into your head at about 20mph or an RC car driven into your shin at the same speed?
WYR
I’d have a belly button that sharpened pencils and then 1 nostril would be for ketchup, the other for mustard.
WYR: Have an extra sense or an extra body part?
Sometimes I wish I had more arms
WYR:
dance the macarena all your life
or
crawl through a puddle of sweat
lol this one´s great
but Rob you were faster than me…
It’s just for like five minutes right?
WYR get bitten by a hamster, or scratched by a cat.
hamster
WYR
have to nibble the toenails of a person with nail fungus or the cornea with foot odor?
Cornea, cuz that’s the furthest from the toes.
WYR spend €500 on a cake, or buy €50 worth of vegetables?
vegetables
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WYR melt or fry?
melt
wyr
do or die?
do
WYR
eat an insect
or die of hunger?
(when there is no other food source available)
Insekt
WYR die on Thurst or Drink Ya own pee?
dink own pee
WYR
kill your Best Friend
Or
die for him or her
Die
WYR
Fight for ya right
Or
Fight for Fun
fight for fun
WYR
deal with a lion
or
simply * run *