No, I was lost in it. I went looking for something inside it, I came back out 7 weeks later, 2 people I knew had died and we had moved house, my parents had filed a missing persons’ report. That’s how big it is. 
I wasn’t a fan back then. But people often think I’m a lot older than 21 for some reason.
Now
I wish that story were true! Haha
Linkin Park didn’t exist when I was in year seven. I mean, they were alive and called Hybrid Theory or something like Xero apparently… I started listening to them when I was like twenty.
Mine isn’t, but @NickGr used to regularly smuggle illigal immigrants in and out of Russia in his bag before he started uni. Now he just smuggles tonnes of morphine.
Okay, a lot of bird related drama today at work. A winter starling got stuck in the bird feeder!!! 
Here’s how it unfolded:
Look at the bird on the top left:
He’s going inside the rectangular slot (I lost the lid yesterday so totally my fault )
In he goes, mouth wide open… 
And now he’s stuck:
What gets me is his mates just flat out abandoned him! They just kept eating and then flew off leaving him stuck in there. Sounds like my mates! I had to pull the bird feeder off the window (he was scared, I was shitting myself, he eventually calmed down as he realised I was trying to free him, albeit stupidly 
). I finally managed to pull the feeder off the window (stuck like fucking glue!) And it just fell and landed on the small roof below. He then flew out. Phew.
I’m laughing my arse off. Cheers, I needed that today.
I thought you were going to say it got splattered.
Hey, I’m actually working as an illegal transpontogist. Yes , I’m working with the immigrants… but they’re mostly in pieces
Seriously, I was scared I was going to hurt or kill him! He would not stop moving. I should say my work lot won’t be happy if they see these pictures, the feeder pretty much broke (there was already a crack in the right side which the window cleaner broke last week!). I’m just glad he’s alive 
Wow 72 missed posts in two days! What happened here?
Something about walking on ice and backpacks/short trousers that can become long… 
DUUUUDE! Can you believe I wasn’t one to start it?! 
I’m so proud I mean…ended up with a few posts 
but in general 
Couldn’t stop yourself? Right
Earlier.
Ah thanks for summarizing 
I honestly can’t, you’ve achieved a new milestone!
Can’t really tell in this pic, but the moon is kinda orangey tonight (Went to use the old phone to take)
The Sacramento bee-now mobile
you shared here! The car!!
data saved and locked 
I have so many infos now 
Oh no! Why so many bees? 
Lol don’t you have all you need? 
I have no clue…maybe there’s a diabetic corpse in the trunk and they smell the sweetness? Total joke idk…also not my car lol neighbor’s I assume because it’s been there a few days