Goodbye, snow! 

Goodbye, snow! 


20 minutes ago
Cough cough cough [spoiler]a shady mechanic?[/spoiler] 


Sorry
I have this thing against mechanics that’s why I do all I can to avoid them and dealers 

I’m suing adidas for being racist!!! 


But what about the racially oppressed Oreos I had earlier this week?

that’s the friggin cookie version of terry crews in white chicks! 
Ps. No offense with the language, just hilarious 
Then come up here and work on my car 


ok packing my bags
all I ask is for a little corner to sleep in and a ration of food 
Wait, what are you doing in Bulgaria? No sane person (especially one that isn’t even from there) willingly goes there. 
Hahaha, my husband is Serbian and we are visiting his family, our flight to Serbia has been cancelled and we needed to Land in Sofia 

The other day when I was visiting my dads…


Close encounter with harambe 


how tall are you? 

Edit: 
Excellent 
Now

Earlier.

