I will get you another weirl vid, wait for the laugh of prince charming
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Here’s something weird that I noticed the other day, whenever I hold cutlery (when I’m not using it) I always hold it as if I’m going to kill someone with it. Doesn’t matter what it is, spoon, fork, knife, I still hold it in my fist pointing down. 
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And what is the proper way to hold a fork or a knife in fact? I’ve once been laughed at that I do it a weird way. No idea - someone’s weird way is my normal.
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I don’t know for sure but I hold them ‘normally’ (close to how you’d hold a pen) when I’m eating. It’s just when I’m carrying them around that I hold them like this.
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I like your way, it’s so “horror film”
I usually hold the pen in the wrong way
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That’s more like a surgeon pose 
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That’s how I usually hold them when I’m not using them. You’d be surprised how often I find myself waving knives around.
Please, mercy.
Not really, surgeons put their index fingers over the top to apply pressure.
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What am I doing with my life?
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and at the end of the internet’s, how long could you watch that vid?
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I’ve just discovered the ‘‘What the fuck is going on’’ meme and it’s hilarious!
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There has been a great distrubance in the force. How is it that I’ve been ahead of two people in terms of memes in as many days?
I don’t know, but what I find more disturbing is that I came across that meme in a Last Jedi rant video. And the first thing you just did was reference Star Wars 
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I was introduced to it by the blind kid playing american football. It’s a pretty harsh video, but I still laugh my arse of, because I’m a retard like that.
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Local news - the fire brigade gets a cow from the roof.
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How is that possible 
Up the stairs through the window on the roof level, they say.
I suspect that someone brought the cow up there for fun.
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I donno nothing about cows. But I sure know that sheep could come up with such crap on their own.
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My fav news story was a local one some years ago about a guy dressed as Batman who got stuck on his roof…TWICE! He had to get rescued by the fire department both times.
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You really gotta bring that up? 
It was a moment of miscalculation 
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