Iāve no alterior motive other than to be grateful for your honesty 
 unlike these two bozos youāre straight up 
 itās all in fun 
 you started with the working all the time thing no?
Of course not, its only for the onion life 
Ahhhh I sincerely apologize then 
But itās true I work a lot so that too was a low blow 
 hence the blowback 
Proud to be an onion then 
Ah but see I donāt cry about it and let you hear it 
 I just dish it right back 
Just remember guys, in the end it doesnāt even matter. You are both great people who care very much, and can take jokes and dish them out as well. If someone goes too far, try to not take it personally, Iām sure the other person didnāt mean to get to you, weāre here to have fun and care about one another after all. 
Spoken like a true care bear 

You know it bro
Iāve noticed a good hard fought argument whether with memes or words is how we get the threads moving along and blowing up 

Then Iām a care bear, I canāt help it. 
 And everyone knows we are only āfightingā anyways, never anything personal.
Glad you are one hehe
And yes we all know 
While you are busy talking I come to take back MY UNICORN! 
haha! What a lovely welcome gift, thank you 
Iām in the UK 
I donāt think any of you are insane⦠yet 
 
Believe me, you will 

Just sometimes, we lost our head jajaja but everything is in a funny way 
BTW, My unicorn 
Times to get back MY unicorn! 
You passed too much time with him, so my unicorn!
Princess unicorn is mine! 
 I take my unicorn back!! 
Again⦠night here! I canāt sleep without MY UNICORN!

I distract you with this gif and take my unicorn!
Iāve already stolen the gif. Now let me take my unicorn 