You have already too many unicorns. I’ll take Pedrito with me 
My unicorn.
You have already too many unicorns. I’ll take Pedrito with me 
My unicorn.
The unicorn got bored of you and came back here, my unicorn.
Jajajaja he’d prefer to die before go with you 
My unicorn
Lmao look who’s talking, both of you are boring! Unis come with me 

Just to hit you in your onion face 
They come back with me
My unicorn.
Both of you just suck, alright, so my unicorn
Lmao
The unicorn can’t stop laughing at your bs so he comes with me 
My uni
They don’t want any of you.
My unicorns 
No, they don’t want to eat me, they just want mah looooov
My unis 
No! They want to you again!
Stop stealing my unicorn!
Apparently it’s still mine muahahahahahahaha
Why? Are you ok?
Yep especially because the unit is still with me 

The unit? What the heck? Jajajajaja you higher man! thanks for being here again :’)
As you too high to keep him safe, I’ll take him with me.
My unicorn
mayyyyybe I’m a little high but off being here
it’s good to be here with you guys 
While you turn into a care bear, I take my unicorn and leave 
He rubbed it off on you so now you are! My unis!
That doesn’t have any sense! Jajaja
He’s still my unicorn.
I take Pedrito and take him to Italy and France, he’s no longer with either of you, my unicorn.
You forgot him in the airport, I went there to take of him. My unicorn.