For some reason, I don’t tend to lose things, especially important things.
LTI used something with an on/off switch and forgot to switch it off after use?
I tend to let the car lights on, still happy, they invented beeping for it.
Buuuut the last time?
Hm
Dramatically a year ago.
I just closed the tap at the and of the pipe. But didn’t switch off the electric water pump. The next morning it was broken.
I felt terrible, wouldn’t want to disturb my client in their holiday. They sure couldn’t have done anything.
So I had to carry the water in buckets from the slaughter room into the barn for the sheep the next days.
And I had to confess at the arrival of the farmers.
Luckily the pump was really old, just a question of time to break anyway. They didn’t charge me and booked me again for this year.
The last time something dramatic happened to you?
I don’t even know what to classify as dramatic. There’s nothing recent that I can think of.
LTI forgot something very basic (like how to use a pen)?
Hm can’t remember anything.
Does it count, that I just read a book that I had read before and not remembered that I already had.
Tlt you forgot something important?
Yesterday I almost left my phone at work
The last time I , you felt really, angry
Yesterday, at my bosses. Stil thinking about changing profession all together…
As if you could escape such shit 
The last time you felt really fit and at the top of everything?
Always 
LTI broke/fractured a bone?
Never ever!
TLT you couldn’t decide something?
So long ago that I don’t even remember. I’m a very decisive person and usually make my mind up in seconds for something.
LTI cracked an accidental joke?
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Never! I am always funny on purpose 
Last time I was excited about something
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I can’t even remember lol.
LTI said something incredibly stupid?
I give away the little gems of my stupidity everyday, so today I guess…
LTI felt my brains will fry off
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What brain? My brain’s been fried for the past 4+ years. 
LTI was underappreciated for something I went out of my way to do?
one direction entered the building, the story of my life…
TLTI had a long conversation and lost the sense of time
All the time, with myself.
TLTI spent a whole day here?
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I’m always here 
TLT
You had a serious fight?
A serious one?! Never. A physical fight? When I was a kid.
TLTI went out to drink coffee?
Specifically that? Oof cal it a few months back but never really do
Tlt you commenced a conversation with a stranger
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I get paid to answer to strangers.
LTY: Peed your pants.
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When I was 5, I think.
TLTI wash my clothes?