Never. 
LTI killed a pet?
A few weeks ago. But it was more a helping along the way.
TLT you had a cold?
A couple of months ago I think.
LTI had an illness bigger than a cold?
Hm, a real flu in 2013.
Dang, that was fucked.
TLT you hated yourself?
All day, everyday.
LTI had my head up my arse?
My man 
Uh… never I hope.
LTI had a job interview?
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Never, I usually get rejected long before that stage. 
LTI got rejected for a job almost immediately after submitting an application?
Oof. Can’t say I have
LTI got a haircut?
A while ago, I’m really long overdue for one, but I haven’t had time.
LTI shocked someone?
On here when I said I hated 21p I stand by it.
Last time I wore odd socks…
every single day
TAPATIO socks for the winnnnn
tlti ate papaya
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Never
LTI used a reference or meme that was so out of date, people had to look it up?
A week ago.
TLTI was out of here for over two weeks.
A week ago
Tlt you had a headache
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Today
TLT you listened to someone snoring?
Every day pretty much, because I brush my teeth in the dead of night.
LTI wanted to kill someone for no real reason?
A few secs ago.
TLTI Watched an useful video in youtube?
Yesterday. I actually use YT to educate myself a surprising amount.
LTI didnt?
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Today
TLTI I pet an animal.
Many moons ago
LTI ate one?