хорошо 
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Disclaimer: you may not like some words because some of them are a little non-politically correct. Sorry if this insults you
On the straight snaky road
Driving around the mountains straightly
Uglies were driving to the burial
They were driving a wheel less truck
Handless one was at the wheel
And legless one was putting the brake pedal
And the blind one was showing the road
And the deaf one kept honking all the time
Suddenly a band ran out of the woods
The truck had to be stopped
And the mute one shouted something to the deaf
And handless one took a shotgun
The blind one shot
Seven bandits fell dead
The rest off the band fleet
The leg less one ran after them
On the straight snaky road
Right through the woods and mountains
The uglies were driving
Were going to bury an alive man
Handless one was at the wheel
And legless one was putting the brake pedal
And the blind one was showing the road
And the fool kept honking all the time
Then a band ran out of the woods
The truck had to be stopped
And the mute one said something to the deaf
And handless one took his shotgun
Then blind one started shooting
He killed five bandits at one shot
Half of the band fleet
But the legless one found all of them
One of them was out of his sight
Hiding in the bog
But the blind one saw him
And the handless one killed him with Colt
Once upon a time, at winter, at the beginning of the summer
Right without any road
The uglies were driving to the edge of the world
Wheelless truck was joggling
Legless one was putting the pedals
Handless one was at the whees
And the blind one was showing the road
While the mute one was reading poems for them
Car’s screw fell off
And the deaf heard a strange sound
Then suddenly a band ran out of the woods
There were a thousand or even a million of them
The blind one took his rifle
And handless one took the sword
Legless was good at karate
A thousand of bandits were dead
And they would drive like that for the whole summer
If it wasn’t winter at the time
Brainless one wrote this song
And I’ve heard it from the mute
https://www.funpic.us/funny/shes_crazy_for_him-5978/
this tab was randomly open on my laptop and I didn’t open it.
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I guessed correctly that Brad would get Rob to bail him out, cuz these two are like twins.
Anyway @theearlywalker read your mail. Is there any other way to get you to read your mail?
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the advice given on that site made me laugh so hard! lol
Omg, that was a joy to watch! Thank you so much for posting that! 
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Wow…I can’t wait to hear Chester’s vocals on that. I pray that it’s not as over-compressed as “Heavy.” 
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Chester is the hard one to guess 
But I can’t imagine Mike singing Sexual Healing…lol
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Nor can I!! Lol!!! 
Hawwwwt. 
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more this song? 
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Hahaha! Yup! That’s Mike alright! Perhaps Wilmer Valderrama should play Mike in his biopic. Hahahaha!
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I died when Chester sang it
I know right 
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Nice cake!
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YES! He’s perfect for that role! Mike should know that
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