Always being late 
Hmmm correction 
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Hahaha accurate.
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Well… Ahum…
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Me too lol 
Okay another one though you probably don’t know Doctor Who:
I’m a companion of the 9th Doctor, we travel to Cardiff with River Song to face a time beetle 
7th doc, Byzantium, Clara Oswald, Silurians. No idea what any of that means, but it’s funny that the Bulgarian should get sent to Byzantium on account of it being something of a hobby of ours (or rahter it used to be) to kick their arses. 
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5th doctor, I’ll travel to New New York with Brigadier Lethbrigde-Stewart And we are facing The Great Intelligence.
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Great intelligence…in 'MURICA…pffft…bahahaha.
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I have to post this here because my was super funny 
I have a sonic toilet paper I am an electrician and “Noooooo!” is a kickass catchphrase!
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I’m an electrician, too. With my sonic wall on the left and catchphrase:
‘Good night, sleep tight,
Don’t let the bedbugs bite’
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I’m a building contractor with a sonic scientific calculator whose catch phrase is “they let us borrow them.”
I’m a Karate trainer, I have a cellphone sonic and “puto” is my catchphrase.
puto is like bitch, but for men in Latin America.
Lmao you really used that, cabron
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It was not my fault jajajaja
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My sonic item is coffee I am a nurse and my catchphrase is “it hurts and offends me that you don’t believe me”
Retired, sonic item is a remote control. Catch phrase: Good luck with that!
I’m a production employee, my sonic item is a coaster and I say ‘‘Indeed that might be a better way’’ 
A coaster can make a good shuriken. Lol
I am sure i am never gone more than 21-22 hours. + Those 22 hours i am full time working without breaks so… i am not a great one in staying up more than a day .
Murdered by Gordon Freeman