Nah. Cats just sleep all day. Lazy pieces of shit.
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That’s an insult to my granny’s elderly cat
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I’m the one who insults cats? 
Lol saying Jared is as awesome as my granny’s lazy dead cat is an insult to the poor kitty
Amateur.
Machines don’t nap.
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Are you inferring you’re a non-sleeping machine? If so, what are you averaging a night?
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I don’t nap, hated them since I was 2, kept breaking out of my bed as a kid.
5h if I’m lucky, usually between 3 and 4 when it’s not a holiday.
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True true
Around the same here during week days. I can sleep in on the week ends tho. I’m getting better recently tho. Cutting out the naps to get more sleep during the night.
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You can both brag with your sleep deprivation as much as you want.
The real queen is and stays @alz89 
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What’s the record for longest time spent awake here? Also, she has the unfair advantage of being an actual insomniac, we’re kept awake by uni (or at least I am).
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Are you jelly of her(?)
Jelly of her? What does that mean?
Same. I can’t just stay awake for the sake of being awake (cough @framos1792, @chigokurosaki cough). I need to be active. If I’m continually doing something I can be awake all night easy.
If you’re jealous of the fact that she’s an insomniac 
Oh. Why would I be jealous of that? I value my sleep, I sacrifice food for it, so I usually have breakfast at 17:00 or later.
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@chigokurosaki is the worst person possible at that lmao
I’m the king 
My brain is off 24/7 so there’s nothing I need sleep for lol
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You so wish for this to be true 
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Hushhhhh…
don’t remind me that it’s overactive
An “off” button would be so amazing 
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Sigh! So, so tru!
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