Thank god you told the story!
I was like
no way! But very well done!
it was a learning experience (cough cough
)
Sounds like us three onions here after someone gets tired of our nonsense 
I’m the sinister stranger that gets taken hostage after betraying my friends 
Time for a new one…
I got; Supreme ruler with my math teacher cause I hate myself.

Tortured my maths teacher, because I’m sexy.
Handcuffed to my Math teacher because I hate myself
Math teacher is so popular here…

Go to Hogwards with Voldemort because I hate myself 
What the hell is up with these games
Lmao
mine is amazing Hahaha! My husband name is Patrick and I got:
Tortured by Patrik because I hate myself
Now we know. Should we report it to any service (police or something)?
We might, he seems so innocent 
Stuck on an island with a hobo because I was high 



Slept with your mom because I hate myself

I tried it but nothing fun came out… Maybe IT works for you?
I just get news stories about this going viral.
Now I feel tricked… There are similar ones that do work.
Yup, me too 
Darn… 

This is what I got:
@samuel_the_leader h wow, it worked for you! Cool 
I tried it again and finally found a headline too! 