The rain smelled of a weird kind of mushroom.
And it made mushrooms grow out of shitty Mike.
Then they went to steamwork to sweat there asses off
But it was hard for Mike to keep up, because he was so shitty.
It’s OK Mike sweated the smell of shit off big bird sprayed colone on him then he was irresistible everybody’s fighting for a piece of him
Just then, they were plunged into darkness:
Then suddenly a heavenly sound rose up.
Surrounded by flames, the great Aslan approached them, roaring loudly with an angry look upon his face.
When Big Bird and all the other muppets saw the angry face, they got scared and quickly hid themselves behind Mike and Chester.
“Why do you hide?” Aslan roared.
They were trembling too much to answer.
The majestic lion walked in a circle around them, looking each of them deep in the eye.
The lion walked closer and closer as he circled them, until at last his nose was touching Big Bird’s nose.
Then a fallen Angel grabs Chester by the left leg and drag him to the nine lair of hell while all the other fallen angel began looting and raping the non innocent.
The fallen angel began to tag them like animal’s.
The fallen angel started to beat up big bird because they dislike big bird
Oh no do we rescue Chester or big bird
Down there in the nine lair of hell, Chester met up with Bunnie who somehow managed to dig a tunnel all the way out of hell.
Meanwhile, the mighty Aslan stormed up to the fallen angel and with his majestic claws he ripped the evil doer to shreds and saved Big Bird.
