Then suddenly the album shattered into a million pieces.
Chester was like, “Sorry, the album was too weak.”
“But I have a back-up somewhere at my house… Guess you’ll have to wait a little while to hear it” He continued.
“Alright, hurry up then,” said Mike
“We will go with you!” Cookie Monster, Big Bird and Grover said
But Chester then retorted, “No, I don’t want you guys stalkin’ me!”
“But… we want to be near you” Grover started to cry.
This caused Big Bird and Cookie Monster to join in on the crying
Then suddenly a strange figure appeared on a large rock.
“Omg, this? We need help!” the group was shocked, then they decided to call for backup.
“Queen Hillary, please save us!”
And Alf the Alien appeared and reported to Hilary that the strange figure on the rock took something from him.
The alien started shrieking strange noises. It seemed as though he was glitching!
And then the Alien turned into an oddly dressed young woman and started to sing in a horrible sounding voice and Chester started to sing along because of reasons we do not understand.
Chester sounded beautiful and attracted the attention of Miss Piggy
But Miss Piggy forgot that The Donald is here; so she quickly ran away once she found out about his presence.
As she ran she turned a corner and ran into Joe, who was caring a tray full of glasses of tequila.
Joe accidentally threw the tray in the air and now he and Miss Piggy were both covered in tequila.
Joe got angry, yelling at her and causing Miss Piggy to cry. After she started crying he looked sympathetic and apologized. But she just kept oinking louder and louder