Once Upon A Time [3]: Reloaded

The Barracks
#303

Then Mike heard a thick baseline and an 808 drumloop dooming up behind him. It appeared he was in a concert venue and there were thousands of strangers surrounding him. They were all raising their arms and cheering loudly as the spotlights lit up the stage.

“Who’s going to perform?” Mike asked a random person next to him.
“Are you serious?” The person looked at him as if he were an idiot.

And then the star of the show rose up the stage. It was none other than…

“MC Dirty Mario, the dirtiest rapper yo-yo-yo!” he introduced himself.
[OT: Great party @The_early_walker, cheers :confetti_ball: :beers: !]

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#304

“Now I see the dirty mario pushes me away…”
(OT: @Gatsie did I say no more dirty mario? Ur pushing everybody away this way…)

#305

Every fiber of Mike’s being was disgusted for being in the presence of this disgusting excuse for a plumber; this destroyer of childhood memories aka Dirty Mario. The crowd went wild as Dirty Mario did his gangsta plumber songs. Somehow it reminded Mike of an ICP concert, but surprisingly better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpZUHNvFubt: @samuel_the_leader I knew you’d like the return of Dirty Mario as much as I would :stuck_out_tongue:]

#306

ot :beers: cheers together, it all started up wit mario or with ketchup?

#307

[OT: @The_early_walker, you are totally right! This story is not complete without ketchup!]

#308

So Mike stand iin the crowd, he was high outstanding with the kids
http://mayermike.com/Images/KidsCrowd.gif
everybody was happy in the dm show as the hymne of the concert was beginning and as the animation on the big LED screens started, the video appears,

This isn´t true now, mike thinks, but he has to smile from the deepest inside and grab in his Jacketpocket and found
https://www.edeka24.de/out/pictures/master/product/1/mc-donalds-tomato-ketchup.jpg
I´ll show it to this dirghty swine, it was no prob for him to get FOS, I mean, there were only kiddies…than he stand in front row and it was time to give DM what´s he deserve
https://www.edeka24.de/out/pictures/master/product/1/mc-donalds-tomato-ketchup.jpg
one last dirghty laugh and…

ot nice that you´ve all @samuel_the_leader @Gatsie @amitrish have been at the party!! Was fun!

#309

Oh god I hate DM

Behind this paper of anonymity, Mike…

#310

@samuel_the_leader @Gatsie @amitrish let´s concentrate on the ketchup guys, we all hate DM
First thing first: MUSIK

let´s go

#311

Dirty Mario has angered everyone. FEWA joins Mike in order to eliminate DM. Mike asks for resources, and FEWA brings in Guns, Lots of Guns!
http://www.techfleece.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/lots-of-guns-matrix.gif

[OT: Here, I was late, so I brought some ketchup food for you guys. Hope you guys would enjoy. Now #400 is mine!]

#312

Haha I was listening to music videos without music lol :smile:

#313

@amitrish, seems ou´re a gourmet… á la new cuisine huach buäch! Please foot for everybody at the 400th post Party, I´m looking forward and @samuel_the_leader great show they did, but why do the poor boys lost their penises? And what happened to the tooth (that black hole in his mouth) of the one of them :hankey:

#314

@The_early_walker poor boys lose their penises??? Lololololol that’s censorship, otherwise it’s porn (ain’t nobody wants porn on youtube - although it’s alright for a documentary to show African kids running around completely naked)
And gapping hole in the teeth - well ppl who don’t take care of their teeth.

#315

ot @samuel the leader: You must be an american guy, don´t you?

Mike was still at the dirghty Mario concert (@gatsie join in, smash some tomatoes in, “sweetheard” lolol) and gets ready

#316

Soon the entire concert hall was filled with so much tomato ketchup, that it was more like a tomato ketchup pool. The crowd was cheering even more, because who doesn’t like a pool filled with ketchup?

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfp1/t51.2885-15/e15/11017572_801861813215628_212519463_n.jpg

Mike sure was feeling mighty fine, swimming around in the ketchup. He was especially overjoyed, because the ketchup was flooding over the stage where Dirty Mario performed. Dirty Mario’s microphone got clogged with ketchup and he was unable to continue his horrible rap tunes.

#317

More Spanish Music:

(OT: I wanna hear Mike rap some Spanish now… :slight_smile: )

#318

Futurama’s Fry was watching all this while going to deliver the Pizza to the “Applied Cryogenics” lab.
He wondered:

#319

Mike is meanwhile going to sleep in the middle of the ketchup desaster!
http://revolutionlinkinpark.zip.net/images/10sleep.jpg
OT @amitrish hope that Fry made his decision very fast, don´t think that could be a backdoor out of the 400th post party…

#320


Then Spongebob entered the scene. He was with his buddy, Patrick Starfish. And he pushed Dirty Mario of the stage. Spongebob and Patrick had come, because they were in need of ketchup for Spongebob’s latest hamburger invention: He invented a Nugget-in-a-biscuit.

When word spread that there was a ketchup flood at the Dirty Mario Concert, Spongebob just had to come and collect all the ketchup.

Mike wasn’t sure what to think of all this madness. He was astounded.

Spongebob was his biggest hero ever and now Spongebob was here at the Dirty Mario concert collecting ketchup. He squealed like a fangirl and ran up to Spongebob in overly excitement and begged for the sponge’s autograph.

But then Spongebob dropped to his knees and…

And Mike could not help but feel all jiggly to see his hero Spongebob bow before him in awe.

#321

(Completely OT: Sorry @The_early_walker I had a lot of backload to clear for work. No time to waste here.

No, I’m not American. I cannot participate in US-only contests because I do not have an physical US address for them to ship the prize to.

As for the messaging, not that I dun wanna reply to u, but the thing is, my account has become like…

Like @Gatsie’s!!! :scream_cat: [Don’t worry I can still receive ur messages] I can no longer send messages back to u :crying_cat_face: )

#322

OT @samuel_the_leader ok than the game about personal things and investigationwork is forbidden in the official forum, like we did, I mean…
Did ya work on ur return, man? hope so, it was funny.
let´s go on with the storie:
http://static.abposters.com/image/1300/posters/spongebob-hug-i6046.jpg
next thing they think both to do, is to hug each other like Jack had found his Jill,

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e15/11821164_492609280914632_1952240496_n.jpg

so now we found a reason for that:

@gatsie spongy was a goo :joy: d idea