Once Upon A Time [3]: Reloaded

Even though the doll is still here, the timeline has certainly been altered (the Delorean man was from an alternative timeline so he influenced Mike’s timeline to be like this[hushed up conspiracy])

Mike was still confused as to what happened last night, so Mike went to see Chester to find out if last night Chester spiked his drink or something.

Thn Mike realized the band had become what he didn’t want it to be:

Mike: “Who’s that biatch, Chaz?”
Chester (alternate timeline): “Who the fuck are you??? Fuck Off!”

Same thing with Mike’s father: Mike’s Father doesn’t seem to recognize him, ignoring him

What the fuck is going on,

none knew me, LP with a nice lady ( bitch also) became sth between (how you engl. guys shorten this long word between?) Abba and Beatles


( sorry for the younger people who might read our furios story: Abba and the Beatles are soft music heros of the last century) And he himself?

timepassenger out of control, out of line, wtf, the doll, oh god give me back my live, my inspiration, my position, my music

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH earth dwellers, come all over here from all over, he shouted louder, clearer and more powefull than chazzy ever would!!!
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ot think it works again, @gatsie @amitrish @samuel_the_leader lol lollypop

Mike sighed to himself… Is this the kind of life I need to live?

Too bad… Like it or not, Mike has to live with those dolls - lots of them. C’est La Vie

ot @samuel_the_leader huuuahhahaha great video, but have dolls such an ugly penis?

So mike, totally confused, in midlifecrises also, desperate dreams about some Aunt Funny, he neveeer had have an Aunt with this name, delorean man, that is more than weired, there he has a great thought: I work to less, thats why my brain is so irritated, that it produces such horror stories. But why does none seem to see me, I have to find it out, may there really timeline shiftings effects? But who is his alter ego then? A clone???

Mid-life crisis… :

Mike is really going insane… :

Just then Mike got hypnotized by this:

(OT: :laughing: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laughing: )

Yeah, as Mike reflekted his way,@samuel the leader did it above for us (Ot thank you dear) it might be the key to all the shit, that happend right now, wow and the FM-one man show upcomming, its the solution he is in the sshinoda D3 Kenji Universe, totally alone…

… it´s a pure fitting konsequenz if I´m the only in my universe, the others are in other universes, jeah I get the solution…Mike laught loud and relaxes immediately,

next moment he crys…

While he was wandering the streets of this altered universe, his vision blurred by his confusion and sadness, Mike accidently trippesd over…

Mr Tumnus was also saddened. For in this alternate universe, the children of Adam and Eve never entered through the gates of Spare Oom. In Narnia, the reign of the White Witch had killed all the good and innocent creatures. Mr. Tumnus had no choice but to escape the Evil White Witch of Narnia. He ran and ran until he fell into a well and ended up falling flat faced on the streets of LA.

And that’s when Mike Shinoda tripped over him.

“Oops Sorry Mr. Tumnus. But what brings you here? Were you also somehow banished into this universe as well?” Mike asked.

This Universe

Try to take the best of me
Go away

“This is not Somewhere I Belong…” Mike complained

(Instrumental - The Chester that Mike knows is gone & Mike is unwilling to rap along - feeling the void?)

(OT: Why is Mike in this worksheet?:


[I’m sure Mike eats a lot of junk food because of Chester :slight_smile: ]
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(ot @Gatsie @amitrish very rare here at the moment mr amitrish, whats up? @samuel_the_leader out there in the club of the dead poets, we´re getting part two and part three conected, isn´t it great? @samuel_the_leader why can you describe the things so sensible, to notice such lil vibes? Hope ya know thats a great talent…don´t missuse! )

So what had happend is, that the timelines from Mr. Tumnus and Everywhere-Shinoda crossed in the timeline,
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let´s tell it matrix, there must be an error created by haters which want to get the power over (or maybe about ? ) the world.

them urchin lil kids oh my god omg omg
Now we come nearer to the evilcore of the story…

The timeline was disturbed, and everything was jumbled up. Mr Anderson from the matrix had a message for the guys:
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[OT: @The_early_walker my internet connection is down, and isnt working properly. I hope it gets better soon. How are you guys?]

(OT: [Too tired to think] What is going on??? Which sektor of the universe/dimension/whatever are we in? I thought Mike said he’s not gonna do 2 shows in 1 day again?)

(ot @samuel_the_leader my dear, what´s up? Why are you so weary? And even so confused all the time ? May you be a part of the error matrix?

Shall we investigate, who´s or were the error comes from Mr. Tumnus? Mr.T looks even more simple minded as usually ( sorry @gatsie)

as Mike asks this question, maybe it is yet another dream, he thought enthusiastic
Pinch me Tumnus; he said, think this is another unreal dream

he starts to saying prayers, he cries
nunca me gusto el RAP
mike shinoda rap
but the scene was like it was he and Mr. Spock of Narnia were hidden in a matrixerror, who could help now
ot @amitrish look that your internet gets right on, we have to deal out, who throughs the next 300 Posts Party @gatsie big hug :dancers:

¿Mike comprendes Español? Actually Mike does not understand Spanish when he blurted out those prayers. (Remember when Mike interviewed with Brad & when Brad spoke Español Mike only understand the “boom boom boom” part

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Then the error matrix produced a creepy stalking A.I. voice:

“It’s your turn now…” Mr Tumnus warned Mike.

“Why can’t this Mr. Anderson help us, instead of raising his multiple fingers at us?” Mr Tumnus said grumpy.

“You break it, you fix it!” Mr Anderson’s voice rumbled through the sky as rain poured down.

Mr Tumnus and Mike looked up at the sky and then at one another. What to do now? Mike thought of his prayer. Despite the fact that he had no idea what the Spanish words meant, he somehow received an idea that might help Mr. Tumnus and Mike to fix this mixed up Matrix issue.

“Maybe we should find Doctor Brown and his Delorean which happens to be a time machine… Maybe in this alternate universe, this Doctor Brown can help bring us back to the moment things got scrambled.” Mike said.

“But at what time in history did things get this scrambled? How do we know for certain? What if we go back to some other time and place and scramble things up even worse than they are scrambled up now!?” Mr Tumnus said worried.

[OT: I have no idea who is going to throw the 300th party post :stuck_out_tongue: Whoever feels like throwing it, I guess?
Sorry about your internet connection @amitrish, hope it’ll be fixed soon.]

@gatsie: it´s a battle between Mr. Amitrish and me, hope the 300 Post comes in the evening, for us all, are we presenting the same timezone? @amitrish so get your comp fixed up really early…if not, you´re just lost… Yes I know, I always speak from a lil arrogant position, but be sure I know & work on it, hard hard work every fuc…day. But
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and @samuel_the_leader: Correct , the candidat earned 10 pts., usually Mike did not speak spanish, but sure Mike speaks spanish, as all other languages he needed caus he is in a matrix error, a black hole, a timeline error, here is everything even getting more and more confused &chaotic

ot the second mh, chaos looks a lil bit like a heart…)

ot @samuel_the_leader THANX, I´m now choosing my alter ego, you´ll see

Ok so Mike got to work in fixing the matrix error


When looking thru those matrix files in tryin’ to fix the damn thing, Mike found (images of the once upon a time reloaded story which didn’t make the cut):

Yup the error matrix has been spying on Aunt Funny who was planning to use those pins on Mike’s voodoo doll again.

@samuel_the_leader :sparkles:

Aunt Funny again?

Mike scratches his head, this Lady must be the devil himself, in every disguise,

so the matrix error and the voodoo pins…mhhh he thought, hey Tumnus, any idea how to get it back in the right order?

“But Aunt Funny is still your aunt, no matter how sociopathic she may be.” Mr. Tumnus reminded Mike. “Did you mentioned that she was the one who gave you the drink that sent you back in time?”

“But Now Everything’s Gone Wrong!!!” Mike whined.

“Listen. Only your Aunt knows what is going on now since she is the one with the potion. She was desperate to not remain as Ladybeard so she resorted to this. In this alternate universe your Aunt Funny still looks like your Aunt Funny, not Ladybeard.” Mr. Tumnus replied calmly.

Wait… How is it that Mr. Tumnus knows so much as to what happened? Maybe because the matrix is in error, it erroneously sent out everyone’s secrets that it collected to everyone else. :scream:

But then, up in the sky in a cloud appeared the great Aslan himself, to encourage Mr. Tumnus.

“Dearest Tumnus, I was the one who guided you to the well that lead you to Mike Shinoda.” Aslan spoke,
“I am the one whispering words of wisdom into your heart. For you both are our last chance for Narnia and the Earth to return to it’s original state. Go, go and find the witch named Aunt Funny.”

Mike observed it all and shrugged. There was no other choice but to face his twisted aunt in this alternate universe. Mike could feel his stomach turn. When was this drama going to end?

Mr. Tumnus saw the dispair in Mike’s eyes and said;