Once Upon A Tale

The Barracks
#202

Alien and Pigeon couldn’t really understand what Fox Mulder was yelling on about so they decided to take the FBI man up to their spaceship.

“Of course I get abducted by aliens again… What do you want from me now?” Fox Mulder asked.

“Relax mate.” said Alien, who thought the FBI man looked rather handsome and so she tried to transform herself into a sexy woman but failed.

“Here, have some sushi and a glass of spiritus” Pigeon offered the FBI.

“Let’s party!” said Alien.

The Alien and the pigeon started drinking and dancing and Fox Mulder was hesitant at first but decided he might as well enjoy himself too. He drank the spiritus and ate the sushi and danced with the Alien and the Pigeon for hours and hours. Fox Mulder got so drunk he stripped out of his clothes and was eventually dancing in his underwear.

[OT OMG I didn’t even notice it was the 200th post. Thanks for the party @The_early_walker :slight_smile: ]

#203

lol @gatsie
ot got the tickets LOL and good night to ya “RIDERS ON THE STORM” :yum:

#204

Meanwhile it was already midnight, so it was Mike’s birthday.

The birthday cake was a FM skull.

Happy Birthday Mike!!!

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#205

Nobody here? Looks like everyone @Gatsie @amitrish @The_early_walker are all waiting for @Mike.

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Mike, have you finished smoking your cigar?

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#206

It was a wonderful party and everyone enjoyed themselves. Chester was came with a fun new birthday song to sing:

And then Mike decided to thank them all by sharing a poem he had just come up with:

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They danced and drank some more and partied and partied. Then the UFO with Alien and Pigeon hovered by. They had heard the party from all over where they were and decided to join in.

But Pigeon was still drunk from the party they had with Fox Mulder and accidently pressed a button that changed all the LP guys into spice girls.

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#207

lol guys nice to arrive with a big LOL great posts @samuel_the_leader btw

@Gatsie @amitrish
arrived home, arrived at music, arrived here , love this right now sit…lol

#208

Fox Mulder [I saw an episode in my mostly insomnia last night] and Scully both were looking at the desaster, that had happened, the guys, real rooted in/on the bottom as chicks…For having another lil funny time, the discusssion btw Scully and Mully (Fox Mulders nickname btw, only for friends, an insider-info, KEEP SAFE soldier…lol :joy:) btwgoes like this:
"hAHA the lp GUYS AS CHICKS ! Scully was :relaxed:

#209

So Scully brought the spice girls back to a hotel room, but by the next day, they spice girls had already reverted back into LP. :laughing:

OT: LOL Almost forgot about this! Happy Valentines Day!

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#210

In an alternate universe…
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#211

…where the world was still, what it meant to be

knight, I missed ya @amitrish, lol :sunglasses:

#212

Mike is now feeling adventurous and now wants to embark on a biking journey:

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OT: What exactly is going on?

#213

It was nice out. The sun was shining. Just what Mike needed; a bike ride to clear his mind.

But then Alien and Pigeon hovered by with their ufo again. They saw Mike on his bike and overheard him talking to himself, seeking for a way to clear his mind. Alien and Pigeon had just the thing that might help even more, so they thought.

“Here Mike, you always said you used to live in space. Now you can feel all relaxed hanging in tour own environment!” said Pigeon.

And planted a rocket in Mike’s butt and poof there he went up in the sky. They thought it would help him clear his mind even more.

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#214

Mike, where are you? Seriously? Mike? Mike??? MIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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#215

Fox Mulder and Scully could see the rocket fading into a dot in the sky from a distance.

“We must follow him!” Mulder said.

“No!” Scully said.

“Yes. I will call NASA now.” said Mulder.

#216

[ot saw an episode of the series at tv, a lil strange, the whole thing, and Scully is changed, think she´s had plastic ops at the face, and Mulder, the Fox? mhhhhhhhhhh @gatsie ]

Narrator:
After Mikes reawakening at the party of his 40th birthday, [not to forgett: it was also the birthday of @Samuel_the_leader ] everybody was in a extreme party mood, than the LP guys had a quick transformation into chicks and back, everybody feels happy. Everybody feeld right orientated again, but nobody knew, that the special forces, in case of Pidgeon and the alien are ongoing watching the guys on their ufo, Fox Mulder gave a strip-tease, cause of his own will. The band, sry, Mike was using the party for performing the first few lines of the new song
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he performed life, only with a flute, a capella, it was silent in the room, but than a loud overwhelming powerfull feedback by the audience was given, they shouted, clapped, laughed, the first song of the new album was born, they felt so happy, alltogether, as they went to bed tis morning, while the breaking daylight was become seeable…@amitrish

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#217

And Mike with the rocket in his ass and fused with the stars and strange dust from outerspace turned into nyan cat.

[OT:
The new X Files is indeed a little different from the old show. The actors have gotten older and they have introduced a younger duo in the episode of this week going by the names Miller and Einstein. Rumor has it that Mulder and Scully will be stepping aside for these younger agents in a future season. But I guess it’s a matter of just waiting and seeing what will actually be true.]

#218

After days of going nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan… lol

Mike was tired:

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OT: Omg I forgot about this story!!!

#219

Meanwhile at Chester’s house, the LP guys were all troubled about Mike not returning after his supposed bike ride. None of them knew of Mike having a rocket in his ass and ended up in space, where he was now orbiting around the globe and had turned into Nyan Cat Mike.

They decided to have a drink together at Chester’s house. And after drinking a few glasses, Mister Tumnus had a vision from Aslan the Lion. The Lion warned him that rainbows were sprouting out of Mike’s ass. Mr Tumnus wasn’t sure what the vision meant but he knew he had to tell it to the LP guys.

When the others heard of Mr Tumnus his dream, they laughed really hard. Tears from laughter rolled down their cheeks and some even fell down and started rolling on the floor laughing.

“You are drunk Mr Tumnus, go home!” they laughed.
“I think you are too drunk to understand…” Mr Tumnus said.

But Chester did not laugh. Because Chester had almost the same dream. Chester dreamed of Mike dancing in space. But the others were probably too drunk and so Chester decided to take Mr Tumnus aside and talk to him.

“We had the same dream. It really must be a vision. Mike is in trouble AGAIN and we must find the silly bastard.” Chester said.
“I agree. Let’s” Mr Tumnus said.

They decided to go and contact Mulder and Scully. That’s when Mulder told told Chester and Mr Tumnus about how he saw Mike shooting off to space with a rocket in his ass. Mulder and Scully were about to go to NASA to rent a rocketship to space. Chester and Mr Tumnus wanted to go to NASA too. And so together they went to NASA, where they would go with a rocketship to follow Mike.

#220

Ok so Chester, Mr Tumnus, Mulder and Scully took off from planet Earth in that spacerocket to reach space.

Chester looks around the spaceship:

He saw:

OT: @amitrish, @The_early_walker, @Gatsie help save Mike!!!

#221

“We must try to get him into the rocketship.” said Scully
“But how? Can we throw out a lasso or something?” asked Chester.
“Maybe one of us should get into a spacesuit and get him.” Mulder suggested.
“And risking to end up floating in space with Mike?” asked Dana Scully and frowned
“Do you have a better idea?” asked Mulder.

Not too far away, Pigeon and Alien’s UFO was drifting in space too. They were observing Mike’s behavior now that he was in space.

“Why is he still orbiting earth?” asked Pigeon confused.
“What did you expect him to do?” asked Alien.
“Well, I cannot help but think of the first words to that song of him.” Pigeon said.

Pigeon turned around moved towards the radio to turned on the song; High Voltage

Then Dirty Mario appeared. He had been floating in space for quite a while. When he saw Mike floating in space he was very happy and decided to take Mike with him.