Once Upon A Tale

Mike could’t help but stare at the lady.

“Are you E.T.'s mom?” he asked.

“Am I looking like?” Mike tried not to laugh but his mouth didn´t react to his inner advising himself to be respectfull as he learned, “Yeshaha Buahhaaahaha You do” he laughed right infront of her, that all the other guys first thought, “Oh god, Mike, not…”, but then joining in all together. Everybody of the guys feels very strange in this moment. They all explore in this moment, they arent able to hide their real emos and thoughts anymore, something brings out the thruth, not even a chance to lie.´…

The Lady, absolutely unreflected baby-mind-kind, stares at the six men, laughing like they´re having a flash…

“That´s not all right” she sznoozzled, wiping her tear out of the right eye. “But M´am sry, why isy our face so alien like, and btw, I like E.T., he was the hero of my childhood?!” Rob answers.

http://www.liveforfilms.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/et-bike-ride.jpg

“Thats a long story,” now the lady seems to enjoy the guys interessted in her," first there was a pidgeon" “You have to get dead inside, guys you may don´t believe it, I got in this moment the ability to understand a pidgeon!” She´s becomming really hysteric during her words, the guys looking at each other, “Us2, but we only got the info, that the pidgeon formular was a Pharaoh…!” “That is no happenstands, that we´ve met,” Mike considers, “C´mon join with your cameraman, we´ve to search for the Pharaoh!”

Then the ground started to shake and things started to fall.

Then everyone realized that there was an Earthquake…:

really haha

[ot:haha really and she wears skirts, that even me only would ware at decoration a non fitting jeans at the buddies part…lol, but achmm, ok :joy:]

OT: can’t think anymore, anyway @The_early_walker here’s your München friend:

Lol

ot: Where´s the Topic of that post? @samuel_the_leader and where is @gatsie and @amitrish???

It was snowing. But the snowflakes weren’t like usual snowflakes. They were as big as golf balls. But they weren’t hard. The Linkin Park dudes, the alien and the pigeon lady had to hide somewhere for the snow. Where would they go?

You can’t hide from the snow; it’s everywhere!

(OT: December over but oh well… @amitrish @Gatsie @The_early_walker y’all turn)

[ot thanx a lot for the “honor” of turning it @samuel_the_leader lol in fact, lol @amitrish, WHERE ARE YOU??

NEED my HEROS now

(OT: @Gatsie & @amitrish were here in the forums but they completely forgot about this story)

They walked through the snow for what seemed forever. And then finally they found a cave and decided to go inside and hide there until the snow was gone.

The cave was cold. They had to make a fire to warm things up.

“We should build a fire.” Brad suggested.

“Great idea. What shall I set on fire?” Asked Chester as he pulled his lighter out of his pocket and chuckled.

“Quick empty your pockets for anything flammable.” Suggested the alien

They all did what was said and looked through their all pockets for things to make a fire with. After some searching they all placed their found goods on a pile. Brad took out a crumpled page of an old news paper. Joe found some toilet paper in his pockets. Rob found an old receipt from his last dinner date with his girlfriend. Phoenix could only find some lint from his pockets. Chester threw in an empty cigarette carton. The Pigeon Lady found some tampons. The alien had no pockets.

“Well, it is something but I think we need more to keep the fire going.” said the alien.
“We could cut our hairs and make a fire with that.” said the pigeon lady.
“Yeah, let’s start with Mike’s hair cause it’s so big.” joked Chester.

“Where is Mike anyway?” asked Brad.

That’s when they all noticed that Mike was not there with them. Where did Mike go?

Mr. Hahn Joe was like, “I’m hungry, what shall we eat?”

Chester was furious: “What the shit? You can still think of eating shit at a time like this???”

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“Maybe we should cut off Joe’s hair.” said Brad.

“We should look for Mike!” said Chester.
“Did he enter the cave with us?” asked Rob.
“I think so…?” said Phoenix not too certain.

“Ok guys, we split up. Someone stays here while one group goes outside and another group explores the rest of the cave.” suggested the alien.

“Good plan. I’ll stay here and light my hair while eating this old chips I found in my pockets too.” says Joe.

“Seriously???” Chester shouted.
He angrily stormed off, followed by Rob. And Brad and Phoenix went further inside the cave.

After searching for a while, Chester & Rob reached these myriad of doors…

“Do you want to know the unwanted truth?” Chester asked.

###“Mike could be anywhere!!!”

Meanwhile, Brad and Phoenix had ventured deeper inside the cave, in the hopes to find Mike. All they had to light their paths with were their phones. Suddenly, Phoenix thought he saw something moving not too far away.

“Did you see that?” he asked Brad.
“Mike? Mike, is that you?” Brad shouted.

But his question echoed through the cave without an answer.

but then, after exploring the cave more and deeper, they found a very old wooden box, "Hey man, look, Brad, come over, look what´s this?
http://www.cleverwood.com/images/old_box5_closed.jpg

“Be carefull with the box” the alien said from whereever, he wasn´t seenable but the voice was clear and loud. “You´ll find everything in the box you need to get the point and the sense, spirit and wisdome, but you have to handle the things wise…” (ot btw, is the alien now a pidgeon or ET is his form, or is he able to choose?]

Dave opends the box they looked inside,

They were looking at a crumpled page of an old news paper. some toilet paper , an old receipt, lint from a pocket. an empty cigarette carton , some tampons…
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“You wanna make fun alien, this shit we´ve founded in our pockets…and how do you brought it here and why?” it was hearable that Daves´ stress level was growing, but as always, the brain Brady connected one and one and got 2 as result,

“lol, this is our job now, c´mon, use your worked out muscels buddie, grab with me the box and we´re going to see at the fire with the rest of us…” he said by grabbing the box on the one side, Dave was going to give his helping hand. “YYYYYEeeeaahhhh, thats right guys, go back to the fire, Mike arrived with further news!”

So both, Brad and Dave feel so happy, they partly run over the ice frozen bottom.

So Mike aka Fort Minor came running back with great news, Chester & Brad relieved.

Mike was super excited. Grinning ear to ear, he revealed what he found:

"A snowmobile?

“Wait a minute… Where have you been?!” Chester asked, annoyed at the thought of how he had been wandering through the cold snow with Rob to look for Mike.

“I’m sorry you guys, when I stumbled upon the snowmobile I decided to take it for a spin and got a little carried away… And a bit lost… But then luckely I saw you and Rob walking and followed you.” Mike tried to explain.

“You followed but didn’t even bother to say you were following us?” Chester shouted out in disbelieve.
“That is odd Mike.” Rob said and frowned.
“But it’s good to have you back.” Brad said quickly, trying to soothe the situation.

“Well, there is also a windshield bag attached to the snowmobile and it contains a first aid kit, a bottle of ketchup and a can of meatballs.” Mike said.

“Food!!! Welcome back buddy!” Joe cheered.

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Everyone tried averting their eyes when Joe ate. Just like his wife, you can imagine, the Hahn couple eats things in the most revolting way *gross*