Once Upon A Tale

(OT: @Gatsie & @amitrish were here in the forums but they completely forgot about this story)

They walked through the snow for what seemed forever. And then finally they found a cave and decided to go inside and hide there until the snow was gone.

The cave was cold. They had to make a fire to warm things up.

“We should build a fire.” Brad suggested.

“Great idea. What shall I set on fire?” Asked Chester as he pulled his lighter out of his pocket and chuckled.

“Quick empty your pockets for anything flammable.” Suggested the alien

They all did what was said and looked through their all pockets for things to make a fire with. After some searching they all placed their found goods on a pile. Brad took out a crumpled page of an old news paper. Joe found some toilet paper in his pockets. Rob found an old receipt from his last dinner date with his girlfriend. Phoenix could only find some lint from his pockets. Chester threw in an empty cigarette carton. The Pigeon Lady found some tampons. The alien had no pockets.

“Well, it is something but I think we need more to keep the fire going.” said the alien.
“We could cut our hairs and make a fire with that.” said the pigeon lady.
“Yeah, let’s start with Mike’s hair cause it’s so big.” joked Chester.

“Where is Mike anyway?” asked Brad.

That’s when they all noticed that Mike was not there with them. Where did Mike go?

Mr. Hahn Joe was like, “I’m hungry, what shall we eat?”

Chester was furious: “What the shit? You can still think of eating shit at a time like this???”

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“Maybe we should cut off Joe’s hair.” said Brad.

“We should look for Mike!” said Chester.
“Did he enter the cave with us?” asked Rob.
“I think so…?” said Phoenix not too certain.

“Ok guys, we split up. Someone stays here while one group goes outside and another group explores the rest of the cave.” suggested the alien.

“Good plan. I’ll stay here and light my hair while eating this old chips I found in my pockets too.” says Joe.

“Seriously???” Chester shouted.
He angrily stormed off, followed by Rob. And Brad and Phoenix went further inside the cave.

After searching for a while, Chester & Rob reached these myriad of doors…

“Do you want to know the unwanted truth?” Chester asked.

###“Mike could be anywhere!!!”

Meanwhile, Brad and Phoenix had ventured deeper inside the cave, in the hopes to find Mike. All they had to light their paths with were their phones. Suddenly, Phoenix thought he saw something moving not too far away.

“Did you see that?” he asked Brad.
“Mike? Mike, is that you?” Brad shouted.

But his question echoed through the cave without an answer.

but then, after exploring the cave more and deeper, they found a very old wooden box, "Hey man, look, Brad, come over, look what´s this?
http://www.cleverwood.com/images/old_box5_closed.jpg

“Be carefull with the box” the alien said from whereever, he wasn´t seenable but the voice was clear and loud. “You´ll find everything in the box you need to get the point and the sense, spirit and wisdome, but you have to handle the things wise…” (ot btw, is the alien now a pidgeon or ET is his form, or is he able to choose?]

Dave opends the box they looked inside,

They were looking at a crumpled page of an old news paper. some toilet paper , an old receipt, lint from a pocket. an empty cigarette carton , some tampons…
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“You wanna make fun alien, this shit we´ve founded in our pockets…and how do you brought it here and why?” it was hearable that Daves´ stress level was growing, but as always, the brain Brady connected one and one and got 2 as result,

“lol, this is our job now, c´mon, use your worked out muscels buddie, grab with me the box and we´re going to see at the fire with the rest of us…” he said by grabbing the box on the one side, Dave was going to give his helping hand. “YYYYYEeeeaahhhh, thats right guys, go back to the fire, Mike arrived with further news!”

So both, Brad and Dave feel so happy, they partly run over the ice frozen bottom.

So Mike aka Fort Minor came running back with great news, Chester & Brad relieved.

Mike was super excited. Grinning ear to ear, he revealed what he found:

"A snowmobile?

“Wait a minute… Where have you been?!” Chester asked, annoyed at the thought of how he had been wandering through the cold snow with Rob to look for Mike.

“I’m sorry you guys, when I stumbled upon the snowmobile I decided to take it for a spin and got a little carried away… And a bit lost… But then luckely I saw you and Rob walking and followed you.” Mike tried to explain.

“You followed but didn’t even bother to say you were following us?” Chester shouted out in disbelieve.
“That is odd Mike.” Rob said and frowned.
“But it’s good to have you back.” Brad said quickly, trying to soothe the situation.

“Well, there is also a windshield bag attached to the snowmobile and it contains a first aid kit, a bottle of ketchup and a can of meatballs.” Mike said.

“Food!!! Welcome back buddy!” Joe cheered.

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Everyone tried averting their eyes when Joe ate. Just like his wife, you can imagine, the Hahn couple eats things in the most revolting way *gross*

The couple asked Chester, “You get constantly in trouble with aliens, falling off stages etc etc. What do you think about that?” Chester finished the bite he was chewing, gave a smile and said…

[OT: Honestly, the story is not as fun as it was in the first three. Four died somewhere in between. I read these and try to contribute, but there is so much happening and all of them in all different directions that it’s hard to keep track. Sorry, but this is my opinion for this story.]

“So… What do we do now?” asked Phoenix after they had all finished their food and were warming themselves by the fire.

[OT: Yeah I’m not really sure where this story leads to either… But maybe it’ll get better after a few more posts? With the other threads there were “good” and “bad” story lines as well. I’m considering to try and stick to just adding one line at a time from now on. But I’m afraid that’ll just make the storyline go back and forth into more directions than it already does…]

Rob was like, “Today is my birthday, so why am I in this shithole???”

“Chill, Rob, chill.” Mike tried to comfort him.

“It’s chilly in here alright!” Rod shrieked.

Chester was now like, “Don’t make my Mikey pissed.”

Mike rebuked, “I am already pissed!”

OT: @amitrish No I didn’t introduce any new couple into the story. My English is probably not good enough, but I mentioned about the Hahn couple’s eating habits (Joe Hahn’s wife wasn’t actually there) - for us to imagine how disgustingly Joe ate the whatever.

(Hopefully I didn’t piss any of y’all off.)[quote=“Gatsie, post:132, topic:11922”]
But I’m afraid that’ll just make the storyline go back and forth into more directions than it already does.
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ot as mostly, I have another point of view, I like the story and the flexibility, mb my point of view as a narrator:

So, as he band has gone together again in the cave, they all six look to the alien lady and the pharaoe, they are two diffrent characters, imo the lady is the so called alien, ´cause she looks really like ET, the not known as good or bad up to now pidgeon-human mixed Pharaoe me I assume for me as the positive part. The band´s talk under each others is a really new site of this tale, I like a lot, and did any of you got, that, When they found the wooden box, there was the same stuff inside as they found first in their pockets to make fire with, now that´s my part, to describe why the stuff they burned to heat, is back as it was before, give the whole thing sm time, we have to get together again, and Samuels joke this time was really good (Dave in the pool, water away…) That´s my opp, I wanna write on and feel fine with it btw
@Gatsie
@samuel_the_leader
@amitrish

[OT: A lot of clarifications @samuel_the_leader

  1. I never complained about introduction of the characters. When I said “the couple”, I meant to continue the Hahn couple’s story.
  2. Your english is pretty good, and at least as far as I am concerned, I have had absolutely no problem understanding it.
  3. I am not pissed. Yet. :stuck_out_tongue:]

Now everyone was wondering what to do next.

“We should at least sing Rob a happy birthday, though.” Mike said after a while.

“No, you really don’t have to…” Rob said.

“Yeah buddy, we’re going to sing you happy birthday” Chester agreed.

Suddenly they heard a noise coming from deep within the depths of the cave. It startled the guys and it made Chester go:

[OT:

I’m not pissed, I think it’s great that we all try to make something of it… Let’s just see where it goes, ya know? No stress, just fun. ]

Rob was like, “Like I said earlier,”

Just then the guys realize that the ancient door’s latch suddenly made noise.

“I don’t think I wanna sleep here tonight! I wanna take the snowmobile and get the hell outta here!!!” MIke complained.

Chester was like, “Where are you going? It’s real late at night right now.”

OT: Just now my door suddenly made a loud boom sound (the latch must’ve caught on) scaring the shit outta me!

(Uploading pics takes a super long time… :frowning:)

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Then the door swung open. A strong wind rushed through it the door opening and swirled passed all the Linkin Park guys and of cours passed the Alien and the Pigeon too.

The wind also passed Mike, who stopped his tracks right away. He was scared shitless but his curiosity was stronger and it made him want to turn around to be able to see whatever was waiting in the doorway.

Loud strange footsteps sounded.

“You guys! I can’t believe it’s you!” a familiair voice sounded.

It was none other then…

[OT: Sorry, couldn’t help myself had to do this… And wow @samuel_the_leader that’s pretty freaky. Maybe it’s the LP guys busting in your door… Or a ghost :stuck_out_tongue: ]

“Mr. Tumnus???” Mike was stunned. “What are you doing here? How did you find us?”

“Anyway, Hi Mr. Tumnus.” Mike realized he forgot to greet Mr. Tumnus.

OT: I wish haha. Remember my birthday is Feb 11, same day as Mike :smile:

“Love always finds a way”. Said another familiar voice. Before they could place a face to the melodious sound, someone walked into the cave from the other side.
She didn’t had her usual smile, but the charm in her voice was not gone. Shielded up to the neck, FeWa looked gorgeous as ever.