Make a wish- wish granted

Granted, your room will be a nice temperature but your body temperature increases :stuck_out_tongue:

I wish I could instantaneously transport to any concert I wish :o

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Alright but everytime you teleport you become more and more deaf

I wish I can read minds

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Granted you can only read snakes mind

I wish I could remember everything I read ,without additional reading

Same again

You will remember ONLY things you read, never things you’re told to

I wish I can be alone for like 5 minutes, just 5 minutes is enough.

Done, you only get those 5 mins and will never again be alone in your entire life, no matter where you are or what you’re doing.

I wish to not need food or water.

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Granted! you will need blood from dead rats and human decayed flesh to survive.

I wish I had patience

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Granted, you have patients, and lots of them. All yours. You must care for them all. They are your responsibility. And look at that! They keep coming. Patients as far as the eye can see. All for you to tend too. If one dies, you die.

I wish @framos1792 wasn’t such a chump boi

Done, now he is you. Enjoy the hell, dude :stuck_out_tongue:

I wish I could eat a taco RN.

Done. No more tacos for entire life

I wish i could fly and travel to other places. Not lose my ability to walk and do other things.

Granted, a family member dies every time you leave the confines of your house. When you run out of family members, it’ll be people close to you.

I wish to sleep as much as I want.

Done, but a ugly fat man of 44 years will sleep next to you while a weird guy of 39 takes photos of you to upload them in his IG :joy:

I wish I could play soccer as Messi :v

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Granted, you have a PS4 with FIFA.

I wish to be able to tolerate mint flaved things.

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Hehe my dream come true :crazy_face:

Granted, you tolerate it to the point it’s all you taste

I wish I could be productive without ever sleeping

Granted, you lose £100 for every hour you don’t sleep when you normally would be.

I wish to be human.

Granted. Nothing happened.

I wish to travel the world.

Said the magicrap

I thoroughly dislike this post

You do, but as a cadaver.

I wish to be good at maths.

Done, you are a calculator now.

I wish I could swim in lava without die or burn me.

lave is a verb meaning to wash, so your request doesn’t really make sense

I wish for the corona virus to be eradicated.

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