Granted! But you will have an illegal version and will go to jail…
Wish my dog is immortal
Granted! But you will have an illegal version and will go to jail…
Wish my dog is immortal
Done, but it will pee in all house and when you walk with it, it will poop all the route. Have fun cleaning its disaster.
I wish Facebook were more interesting.
Your entire personal life is posted on there.
I wish for it to be dark 24/7
Granted- but you will continously fall over everything in your way - cuz there is no electricity at all
I wish I would not have to go back to work tomorrow…
Lack of electricity does no cause eternal darkness. I meant darkness everywhere.
You go back to work today (yes, at this time).
I wish to fly on Concorde
You‘re evil … but wait… hehehe :
Wish granted- but you were the pilot back then when the Concord crashed- and sorry- but you are dead for years already
I wish my kitchen is selfcleaning
I said fly, it barely got off the ground.
Lol… was it a pilots error!!!
It was the error of the pilot, the Air France service technicians and the apes servicing the DC10 that took-off before it.
My life is not interesting at all
Done, but all the disaster will be dispersed over all your house
I wish be as good as @the_termin8r trolling people.
You will never be as good as me.
I guess if I am enough interested in the best troll, I could be better than you.
C’mon, corrupt my wish.
Granted! Now you don’t have any feelings, no more hugs for you!
I wish to not be surrounding by idiots…
Done, you will live forever in a basement.
I wish Half Life 3 was out now.
Alright it’s out now but you can’t buy it
I wish I don’t have to study so much and take an F the same
(I’ll obtain a pirate version jaja ok no.)
Done, but you will be sentenced to fill in 10 tests the next day.
I wish sleep 8 hours each day.
Done!you sleep 8 hours during day and be awake at night!
I wish my car awakes like a Transformer
Wish granted, but its a decepticon and tries to kill you
I wish it was cold already
Nooooo! I want Bumblebee!
Granted! It’s so cold you’re freezed and can’t do anything!
I wish to be in summer time for ever!
So now trip to Italy then?
Wish granted, but its so hot all the time it dries out everything, and everything living dies
I wish to know how to play the drums (better than Rob )