Granted! You’ll win the last post and will be banned from forum for ever and ever!
I wish to have the power of fire
Granted! You’ll win the last post and will be banned from forum for ever and ever!
I wish to have the power of fire
Granted, it only comes out of your arse.
I wish to speak fluent Chav.
Done. But everyone will hit you hard because they won’t be able to understand and they will believe that you are insulting them.
I wish to eat a normal pizza rn.
Why? What are you eating?..
Whatever, you will have a normal pizza but you have to give a piece to everyone in this forum!
I wish we can finally find Pictureboard (And yeah I am pretty obsessed with this song ).
Thanks!
Ok. Let me find a puzzle of 50 000 000 pieces first
Done, but you will forget that you listened to it
I wish win the last post II
So you can win everything and this is what you ask?
Wish granted! But none of your contenders will talk to you again
I wish my brother doesn’t eat all the biscuits
He doesn’t, he just leaves a crumb.
I wish to not be bored.
Granted! You’ll be not bored and so busy that you will not get a single second for yourself!
I wish I can do wathever I want when I want to
Ehh … Ahh … I can deal with it
Done, you are a teenager who will have problems with the law
I wish @the_termin8r had something fun to do forever.
Wish granted! But he will leave this place for this thing and no one will ever take his place…
I wish to have known Jane Austen.
Granted but you have to travel back in time and must live in the 18th century forever now
I wish I could travel by beaming
What’s “beaming” in that context?
Star Trek type thing if I had to guess.
You always get beamed to the wrong place, usually in another country
I wish for the fourm to not be dead.
Granted! Now it’s full of life and people keep wanting to hug you and send you heart & love!!!
I wish to have much time and much money too…lol… to do what I want
Granted- but you have so many ideas and wishes that you are busy now 24/7
I wish I could fly
Granted, you get thrown off a building.
I wish to have a USB plug in the side of my head.
Granted - but you get an usb stick plugged in and by a mechanical error it can’t be plugged out again- it’s run by W10 and every wireless update causes a restart of the most boring and miserable cookingseries with Jamie Oliver for the first year nonstop …
I wish I have a coffee butler
Granted, he’s dead.
I wish to not wake up before 09:00
Done. You will wake up before 5:00.
I wish I could cook food without burning it.