Wish granted but you are all alone
I wish I could be in two places at once
I am new Charlie Chester Bennington
Literally granted now, you are in your country and on the forum 
I wish I could sing perfectly any rock/metal song and everyone fall in love with my voice.
Wish granted ! But you can’t talk anymore - You need to sing/screm everything
I wish my hair would behave 
What?
Granted! They behave to be all messy…
I wish I could have the power of the fire… 
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They’re already doing that !
Wish granted ! But you can only produce sparkles…
I wish my english was perfect !
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I can deal with that! THANKS!!! 
Done. Nobody speaks English now.
I wish I could become in any animal without being hunted.
I can imagine you entering a shop saying “Hello I need some bread please 
” with a heavy metal voice
Parlons tous français alors ! 
Wish granted ! But you’ll be stuck in the animal form you’ve chosen… Choose wisely !
I wish I could read people’s mind
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I’LL COME BACK TOMORROW, AND NO! I AIN’T SCREAMING!!!
USA’s president, at least I will have money
Granted, but you have to pay them for that.
If I speak France or something like this?
I wish have understood what did you say.
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If you ever do it call me, I want to see this !
You’ll do a better job than Trump anymway !
Wish granted ! I said “Let’s all speak French then !” - But now that you’ve understood, you won’t be able to understand any other language than French…
I wish I was fluent in German !
I will.
Sorry I only speak France 
so, I don’t know what did you say there.
Done, but just with the bad words.
I wish read 1 000 000 000 words per second understanding all of them.
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Well… I ALREADY know the bad words I want to know the ggod ones now !
Wish granted ! But you’ll forget them right after you stop looking at them !
I wish I wasn’t lazy
Teach the to me 
Done, but you won’t be able to take a rest never again.
I wish I grown-up 30 centimeters more.
Not on the forum !
I’m lazy, but I still can’t rest I’m just doing useless things instead of doing what I need to do !
Wish granted ! But we share the centimeters - you have 15 and I have 15. Deal ?
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Teach me the words and we will have a deal
I wish you accept it without trick me.
Nah ! I won’t corrupt this forum’s young mine 
WIsh granted - But you’ll get tricked in the next deal you’ll make !
I wish I could do magic tricks 
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I’m already corrupted why do you think that I don’t eat unicorns?
Granted, you just will be able to take out a card.
I wish I could understand how the music works.
Lord…Lord Voldemort ? 
You’re back again !?
Yeah ! I’m starting a card business ! 
Wish granted ! But you only understand how music you hate works… 
I wish I could sing !
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I’ll say that I hate the rock, so I can understand it 
Granted, but you just can sing Reguetón and all Justin Bieber songs.
I wish there were something tasteful to eat.
Wish granted ! But you can’t eat - just look at it tastiness !
I wish I could mute people in real life sometimes 
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