Loool- husband - rumor in motion
He is actually a she
Granted! You get a million dollars to buy Mimosa Island. But, Justin Bieber’s twin lives there in a cave and he goes skinny dipping every single day.
I wish for… A long vacation!
Granted. You have nothing to do … no money …
I wish for a free weekend. Its been 2 continuously busy.
Granted!you’ll have a free weekend…full of backlog…
I wish to meet all my soldier friends!
Granted you will meet us but you will forget us the next minute
I wish I had a puppy
Ummm… what’s that?
Granted. It will die the next day you brong to your home
I wish i could sing
i found translation on google… means “works to do”, something like that…
Granted!you can sing, but no one could hear you…
I wish I can play the drums…
Done! You’ll lose your favourite sticks the next day!
I wish i could run a marathon!
Wish granted. You wouldn’t be able to stop running after the marathon
Wish I could pass my exams without doing anything
Granted! But you will have to do 20 homeworks for each class until Justin Bieber dies.
I wish have a cat.
Granted
I wish I could visualize every knitting idea I have
Granted! Now you can see them, but can’t come true.
I wish publish my book tonight. (15:07 here.)
Nobody granted my wish
you’ll publish your book tonight but a virus will destroy every file/location containing it and every hard copy will have many misprints within
I wish that I could finish engineering degree
Wish granted, nobody will hire you
I wish I was a better person
Wish granted. But compared to every other person you are the badest so nobody likes you.
I wish i had enough money for a big house and finally a Porsche Panamera😍
Wish granted you will get them and then they will be burned down in a minute
I wish I could read minds
Wish granted, you only can read the minds of the animals.
I wish I could stop the time.
Wish granted. You will live in the same moment till the end of time!
I wish there was no evil.
Wish granted, everyone will live alone in a small island.
I’d wish rap like Mike.