Not that I was too lazy, I eat burnt toast so as to not waste any bread.
Have you ever accidentally set something on fire?
Yes, myself. 
HYE deliberately set something on fire that wasn’t meant to be?
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Yes.
At one shepherding project we had the office in a trailer with a wood stove. It was winter, really cold and I had to do some acconting stuff.
So I fired the stove and went feeding in the barn. In between, I put more wood on. The fire got so hot that the wall started burning. We could get it out with an fire extinguisher. But all the bindes and folders were damaged. 
You saw me writing @the_termin8r 
Ok
No.
You?
No, that feature is broken for me. Sometimes it shows up, sometimes it doesn’t. When it does show up, there’s a chance that it’s wrong. This time I saw nothing.
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I’ve got this thing with fire
Parents say it’s like a trauma from our apartments burning down when I was like 7 
I tend to play with fire every possible chance lol so yeahhhh Good toys, furniture, canisters, things like those little poppy thingy firecrackers that you throw on the floor and they pop, clothes…mine and others’ lol
Hye been kicked out of anywhere in an especially amusing way?
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Frying pan it is 
Besides out of jobs and that wasn’t amusing, I was never kicked out anywhere.
But, if this counts, not allowed to enter.
Once on a school trip to Munich. After we had visited Dachau and the German Museum, we had some free city time. We wanted to enter a stationary store and it had a doorman. He shook his had. A friking shop for writing materials. 
Munich
HYE done shoplifting?
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lol sure
Got caught once too lol Allergy pills of all things
Hye shot a real gun?
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Nope
HYE drank alcohol on school/uni?
Yes
HYE gotten a cold / aerosol burn?
Yeah nothing memorable…
Hye stabbed yourself lol (I think you said yeah before lol)
Many times with many things. The last was the side of my head on a pocket rocket.
HYE been zapped by mains?
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whaaaaaat?
The way I read it, your head stabbed the bike lol
Zapped by mains meaning house main? Yeah, plenty of times, I swap out receptacles without shutting off power a lot of times if people have delicate stuff elsewhere in the line, it’s never fun but beats the coffee
Hye gotten a blister anywhere beside hands 
(have one on heel that’s a Bishop in there lol)
Bike? No, I’m talking about a literal pocket rocket. My 3D printed project (from a couple of months back) that’s still waiting for a launch day to happen. The nose cone is bloody sharp.
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LOL ohhhhhh!
My bad, I legit thought you meant one of the little motorcycles that were popular a while back
We called them Pocket rockets lol
That’s almost the exact one I had about 10 years ago, they’re prolly half the size of regular bikes
Dozed off on your desk(?) and 
(?) lol
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They were just called mini motos here. Always ridden around by yobs at odd times, just to be annoying. Lol
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I was a teen in those days
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No, but one time when I was in eighth grade, we were writing essays in my English class, when one of my classmates fell asleep mid-essays, and woke up with (his own) pen marks all over his face.
Have you ever had a pen explode in your mouth?
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No , but I’ve had a highlighter explode all over my work as I was using it.
HYE managed to frame someone you hate in school for something you did?
I don’t think so but school was a long time ago. I was the nerd doing everyone’s homework.
Have you ever woke up because of a cramp in your leg and literally jumped out of bed? Ouch.
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Yes every week!
HYE has road rage and why?