Go home, you're drunk!

yawn* I’m ginna go sleep now :zzz:

Type: Looks like my stomach will prevent me from sleeping.

lookd kujr my ctimscj wull prevent me frim dleepikg

Type: Watching the beautiful morning sunrise

Watchung the beaytiful morbing sunrise

Type: Ugh, so many yelling out there

ugh! so many ywlling out there

Type: But why are they yelling?!?

But why are they yelling?"?

Type: Screw you exclamation mark!

Screw youe exclamarion mark!

Type: They yellin’ ‘cuz it’s so damn friggin’ hot.

they are yellin" 'cuz it/s si damn drihhing hor.

type: @all of them I want your attention!!! :stuck_out_tongue:

@all od rhen I wane youe arrention!!! :stuck_out_tongue:

Type: They ain’t gonna listen to ya.

They abt gonna ljsten tk ya

Type: No one listens to me. Lonely, i am so lonely, i have nobody to call my own. :cry::sob:

:stuck_out_tongue:

No one !jstebs HK me h SK !I e!g SK !o d!h I hsbr nobody ho ball !y own

Weeeeeell then

Type: I just realized I forgot the emojis

I jyst realised i firgir the enigus

Type : nailed it… not

nailes it, not

Type: You jinxed it.

You hunxed ut

Type: That’s why!

That’s wju!

Type: Finally got the exclamation mark!

Finally got the exclamation mark!

(Yes, I can type with my eyes closed as I know my keyboard so well!)

Type:
I am Groot!

K m gtooy

I am grootW

Type: Still a little rusty

Srill a lieele risty

Type: Everything oxidises on planet Earth.

Ecergthng ixufudrd on Eaw4th

Type: next time harder

Next tome jarder

Type: I’ve lost my edge…the one I never had :stuck_out_tongue:

(include the emoti).

I’ve lost md edfe… The oje Ibnevrr gsd :persevere: