I feel like I am chatting with a spu right now.
Type: It’s simple your have dibertriglycerhemofibromyalgianosis!
It’s so,ple your have divertinglycerhemofibromaliganosis
Type: Very funny edja, the spier know who they are
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Type: I need a refill, bottoms up!
You don’t have to join if you don’t want to…
You dom´t hane to join id you donßt want to
type: we are about writing a new story- 
emos will be high…
Do you join yhis time soldier?
Type: Here, have some wine and stop whining 
Here, have some wine and srop whining
Type: I can’t think anymore.
I caj´z thonk ansmore
type: She said some wine, not two bottles 
She said dome wine, nkr fek ohhmrd
Type: There are monsters under my bed
There sre nibster ubder ny bed.
Lol, nibster (whatever that means)
Type: What the hell am I typing?
What the hell am tyljnv
Type: I don’t know what you were typing
I som;r know wgar you were typing
Type: I don’t wanna do this anymore.
I din´t wanna do this anykore
type: then let it be…
Thwn lwr it ne
Type: Who on earth listens to the Beatles anymore?
Who on aerth listen to thr beatles anymore
type: the forum is boring right now
The forim is borinf rigjt now
Type: Stop your interrogation!
Stop your inzereihatuib
Type: Let’s bring this forum back to life