So, W10 just gave me a nasty kick in the teeth…again. I kind of had it coming, it was all going way too well for way too long, something had to happen eventually.
Two days ago I was doing a routine ADWcleaner sweep, it found more of Dell’s bloatware that had somehow found its way back on to my laptop. It wanted to restart to complete the purge, so I let it. The restart was essentially a dam bursting. It let in all the W10 updates I’ve been holding back, all at once. This really caught me off guard as I had restarted a couple of days ago and nothing of the sort happened.
Anyway, at first things were fine, but then I got a BSOD an hour after the update, then all kinds of Chrome tabs started crashing a lot (not just the forums) and then I got another BSOD today. On top of all that. My fingerprint sensor got bricked, AGAIN! It’s currently semi-bricked in that it only stores one print. All my previous prints were wiped. The Windows Hello Face, Fingerprint and PIN settings are all greyed out.
At this point I thought, fuck it, I’ll do a system restore. I had made one a couple of days prior to the update and ADWcleaner actually made me a restore point before it did the bloatware purge. Well, guess what? Restore points are fucking useless, isn’t that wonderful?
“But, Rob, why are they useless?”
I’ll tell you why. I did a bit of digging (obviously) and apparently updates automatically wipe restore points. So your main defence against shite updates is wiped by updates…GG you mongoloids…GG. My next course of action was to do a Windows roll back. NOPE! Can’t have that either it seems. According to W10 I updated over 10 days ago. But ADWcleaner doesn’t lie, I updated 2 days ago.
So now I’m semi-fucked, I haven’t got a restore point to go back to, I can’t roll back the updates and fiddling with the fingerprint scanner drivers does nothing. The only possible solution is to find one of those sites that archives all the versions and builds of W10, but it’s not recommended as you don’t know who’s posting them and what’s been done to them.