Nothing?
Very close but it’s an actual object
Gun?
Nope
Hint: object related to death?
Coffin?
A casket?
Yes! They’re the same thing right?
No idea - looked it up in google trans… Rob was a minute faster than me though…
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Lol that was close 
Here’s one I know off the top of my head.
A person is sitting in a pitch black room, no windows, no sources of light, yet they are reading. How?
It’s a blind person?
Yeah, they were reading braille. I couldn’t think of anything better and am too lazy to look any up.
Yaaay!!my turn!!that’s rare in this thread 
Have to think of something…
Ok here’s mine
There is a dead man in the middle of a field, nothing is around him and there are no footprints of any sort. There is an unopened package next to him. How did he die?
I was going to say they were reading a kindle or a tablet lol
Was he a delivery guy on a plane? He fell out of it and splat?
a l m o s t
Close 
Sooo? C’mon think better!
you’re near the solution 