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I’ve been planning this for a long time:
(Happy confusion 
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When I was at the supermarket a few weeks ago, I misread PENNE RIGATE as PEINE RIGATE (Cuz I was so tired)
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That day I passed by a run-downed sign, I misread the sign as a special entry point for “PRÉSIDENT” (I was wondering why would there be a gate specifically for one person, that was so narrow, not even a car can pass through). Actually it was for “RÉSIDENT”, not “PRÉSIDENT” lol
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That day, I misheard “purification” as “putrification” (i.e. fr: “pourrification”), I guess that day, that person was sounding sarcastic/ironic in his tone of voice.
second…
I think we should corner this kid in a dark alley and throw noodles at him.
why you are soo mean? He is just another gods child…
Throwing noodles at people isn’t mean ;-; I didn’t say bricks.
Are the noodles soaked in a highly dangerous acid?
No, just regular noodles ;-; I’m not mean. And I don’t use acid :3
If you’re not mean why would you pelt him with noodles?
lol… are the noodles cooked at least ( uhhh maybe me mean… sunglases? hahaha )
No, not second. Try again.
The third one?
The pain (peine) of being bullied, I still remember. 
People use to corner you in dark allies for real? Awe ;-;
Correct, that misheard word doesn’t exist. The correct form of the misheard word is putrefaction, which is obviously non-ambiguous. (Entirely made-up scenario)
- I ate and drank too much this weekend and gained a kilo.
- I also played a bunch of music and figured a new song out on piano.
- I forgot to check my social media accounts completely this weekend.
the second one?
1?
- Excluding Linkin Park, I like a lot of other bands, like Skillet or 5 Seconds of Summer.
- I went to a concert 5 months ago.
- I have glasses.