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it feels like a
beeing trolled by the master @the_termin8r
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Very early this morning I swear I heard a rooster cockadoodo - from a few miles away, but I could hear it faintly (I went back to sleep some more)
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I am at the McCafe subset of McDonalds right now.
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The toilet bowl is clogged.
Second one?
The last?
Also. I could have sworn I heard a train the other week even though I live nowhere near a station or tracks. The closest are 2km away and there are a lot of houses, roads and cars in the way.
Iβve had a car window closed on my head
Iβve had automatic doors close on me as I walk through them
Iβve had a big heavy metal door closed on my fingers
The third one?
is it⦠1?
- I had a pita sandwich for dinner.
- I ate ice cream for dessert afterwards.
- Itβs too hot and I canβt sleep.
The last one about canβt sleep
Nope, thatβs true.
The first?
Okay
My facts:
- I have a turtle in my garden
- Iβm a very tall person
- Iβm 17 years old
Third one?
The first one
The second You could be tall but not βveryβ tall, especially if youβre 17 (if thatβs not the lie)
Youβre right. Iβm a not tall Iβm only 1 meter and 64 centimeters βtallβ
I play with Lego until the tips of my fingers literally hurt and then keep going
I once broke a window with a football
In a PE lesson in high school we were playing basketball I got the ball aimed for the hoop, threw it, hit the back board thing but instead of scoring it bounced of and got my friend in the head