Nope
the plastic case?
No, that was for the tags.
The nail file
Nope, it’s an old one that my mum gave me. I hardly ever use it on my nails lol.
is this a chair at the upper left corner of the pic?on the wrong side of the desk? this odd?
A chair? Where are you seeing a chair? 
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this behind the router? Or is it an iron?
Those are headphones and cables. And I believe that’s a speaker, not a router.
This seems to be a Sennheiser headphones charging station
Maybe that thing that lies near the MicroSD card? (On the right side)
looool 
great …lmao…a chair… lol
Chair? Iron?
I think you need to lay off the wine
Yes, the objects are indeed my headphones and the charger from my dad’s old headphones which I’m using as a stand now. But that’s not what’s odd.
LOL I guess I Need Glases! ( glases in both meanings ) 
5 guesses left.
Also missed this guess before:
No
Let’s move this along a bit.
Clue: Left half of the pic
Is it the shadow?
No. That’s just me, and the thing is specifically in the left side of the pic.
the black wire left upper corner?
No, that’s my headphone cable.