A little laughter never hurts

I’ll help by trying to change subject :stuck_out_tongue:

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That first one is gold. :joy: I knew where it was going the moment the engineer pulled the apple.

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And then you realise that it’s their job and they get paid for it, thus you’re back to square one. :stuck_out_tongue:

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:scream: I don’t like grapes lol

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Remember to wash other fruits too :stuck_out_tongue: and vegetables

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I’ll be on your side from here on out :slight_smile:
You gotta check your burritos for hair balls too!
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Awwwy!!yaay!! :heart_eyes: :hugs:

These posts are making everyone happy!
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Classic :joy:

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One thread down, I repeat one thread down :joy:

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Old but totally @lpfan61 :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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:scream: okeeey…time to tell you all what I did in similar situation… :see_no_evil:
So some years ago I was working in a factory where we do shifts, it was morning shift so I had to begin at 6:00 am. To be there I had to drive for about 30 minutes on a highway (where the max speed is 110 km/h)… SUDDENLY I saw a scary brownish biiiiig spider walking on the dashboard… I just wanted to runaway and I was “brave” (or crazy!!!) enough to slow down and put the car at the edge of the road… then get off (with speedy cars running lol :see_no_evil: ) aaaand call my dear mum to ask “what to do”…she (obviously) scold me and say “wtf go to work!it’s late and I can’t be there!it’s only a bug”… sooooo I got on again and run at full speed (kids DON’T IMITATE) to the work place with my heart running faster then the car…After the day of work I ask a collegue (that is my boyfriend now :stuck_out_tongue: :blush: ) to help me, ITE I drove his car to my home and he drove mine…
In conclusion…we don’t know where the spider went…it just disappeared and never showed up again… :woman_shrugging: :flushed: :see_no_evil:

Now you can have fun… :see_no_evil: :joy:
@DavidZinssler too… :see_no_evil:

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:joy::joy::rofl:
These aren’t enough…
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Oh man, I can imagine your face on the side of the highway :sweat_smile:
Thank you for sharing it :sweat_smile:
And that’s a very cute “how I met him” story :grin: your spider knight :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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:see_no_evil: :joy: :joy:
Yeah, he was veeery kind to me :blush:

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Are you fucking kidding me with this? I know some spiders are lethal, but not like this. :stuck_out_tongue:

But…but…it’s just a bloody spider. How? I bet it wasn’t a black widow or something either.

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That’s what my mum said to me… :see_no_evil:
Buuut!!! It was brown and big and scaaaary!! :sob: :scream: :see_no_evil: aheeeam maybe my reaction was just a lil tiny bit exaggerate…buut I can’t do nothing against it (my fear) :pensive:
Well nobody got hurt… :joy: :see_no_evil:

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Omg ! :joy::joy: Hopefully you didn’t get hurt.
Thank you for this funny story and I hope you won’t live it again. :hugs:

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