I’ll help by trying to change subject 


I’ll help by trying to change subject 


That first one is gold.
I knew where it was going the moment the engineer pulled the apple.

And then you realise that it’s their job and they get paid for it, thus you’re back to square one. 
I don’t like grapes lol
Remember to wash other fruits too
and vegetables
I’ll be on your side from here on out 
You gotta check your burritos for hair balls too!

Awwwy!!yaay!!

These posts are making everyone happy!

One thread down, I repeat one thread down 
okeeey…time to tell you all what I did in similar situation… 
So some years ago I was working in a factory where we do shifts, it was morning shift so I had to begin at 6:00 am. To be there I had to drive for about 30 minutes on a highway (where the max speed is 110 km/h)… SUDDENLY I saw a scary brownish biiiiig spider walking on the dashboard… I just wanted to runaway and I was “brave” (or crazy!!!) enough to slow down and put the car at the edge of the road… then get off (with speedy cars running lol
) aaaand call my dear mum to ask “what to do”…she (obviously) scold me and say “wtf go to work!it’s late and I can’t be there!it’s only a bug”… sooooo I got on again and run at full speed (kids DON’T IMITATE) to the work place with my heart running faster then the car…After the day of work I ask a collegue (that is my boyfriend now
) to help me, ITE I drove his car to my home and he drove mine…
In conclusion…we don’t know where the spider went…it just disappeared and never showed up again…

Now you can have fun…

@DavidZinssler too… 



These aren’t enough…


Oh man, I can imagine your face on the side of the highway 
Thank you for sharing it 
And that’s a very cute “how I met him” story
your spider knight 

Yeah, he was veeery kind to me 
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Are you fucking kidding me with this? I know some spiders are lethal, but not like this. 
But…but…it’s just a bloody spider. How? I bet it wasn’t a black widow or something either.
That’s what my mum said to me… 
Buuut!!! It was brown and big and scaaaary!!
aheeeam maybe my reaction was just a lil tiny bit exaggerate…buut I can’t do nothing against it (my fear) 
Well nobody got hurt…

Omg ! 
Hopefully you didn’t get hurt.
Thank you for this funny story and I hope you won’t live it again. 
