Boris here. Mike left his phone next to the sock condo (I think you guys call it a drawer? wtf). His password was easy to guess - it rhymed with "Stinkin’ Shark” - so I’m taking this thing over. Any hot sock girls want to slide into my DMs? Get at me: Facebook Messenger - Mike Shinoda
I still don’t get it. This has me confused like never before
I think Mike is saying he finally lost his bonkers 
I think Mike lost his bonkers since the start of Linkin Park.
Three photos for you guys! 
The caption for the last photo is
When LP fans first receive Post Traumatic.
I find Boris’ misuse of apostrophes deeply irritating. 
And I still don’t understand how a sock can be so hilarious
I’m glad I’m not the only one indifferent…I got a few chuckles but…mehhh
I know @the_termin8r is going to have a field day with this happening in Detroit and it being a $120k American made chevy corvette but I couldn’t stop laughing at what this poor idiot’s face must have looked like coming out of the car
This happened to a PACE car…at 45mph on a dry track 
Tonight on The GT, Richard Hammond starts a race the way only he knows how…
Me right now:
Me in the morning:
And here I thought this sort of behaviour was exclusive to 'stangs and crowds.
And the other possessions seem to never learn no matter how many gutted parts they see 
My immature 5year old side started chuckling at this box today…
Their slogan I imagine is: we get sh*t done right
I don’t get it.
As in dropping a deuce?
Going number two?
Ah, hadn’t heard of that phrase before.
Wouldn’t happen to be made by the same company that did Poolife would it?
Haha im in fits of laughter thanks for that