A little laughter never hurts

The Barracks
#463

So the other day me and some friends were talking about subway card points and how many points get you a free foot-long (it’s 1000), but then it dawned on me; the foot-long isn’t free at all, not even slightly.

As far as I know you get 10 times the amount you pay in points when you buy something. So if you spend £6.20 you get 62 points.

Well the sub I get is usually about £6.20. If a free foot-long is 1000 points then I need to buy 16.129 foot-longs to get the points (because 1000/62 = 16.129…). Well if I need to buy 16.129 foot-longs I’m actually paying £100 for that supposedly “free” foot-long (because 16.129 x 6.20 = 100). :joy:

The cheaper the initial sub you buy, the more expensive your “free” one becomes. :joy:

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#464

A sad truth.

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#465

That blue font on red background though. It’s burning my eyes haha

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#466

Yeah, my eyes were in agony too but I think it was deliberate.

#467

Probably. BTW I don’t think all of YouTube is like this. This video reminds me of the big channels mostly

#468

Yeah, although the part about subscribing is true for almost everyone. The only channel I watch that I notice not asking for subs is I hate everything. The Patreon thing is annoying too, but some channels have more of a reason to ask for it than others (like FLS).

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#469

Ummm really what is YouTube coming to wow Demanding to Subscribed to his channel

#470

Was that sarcasm?

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#471

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I shouldn’t be, but I couldn’t stop laughing

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#472

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#474

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#475

I did not know the earth was losing mass :scream:

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#476

Did you also know that it now rotates from top to bottom along a new axis?

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#477

I think you’re looking at your map upside down haha sideways?

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#478

Maybe, but I can most definitely tell you that our galaxy is actually inside a marble. I saw it on a documentary called Men in Black, it was quite interesting. We’re actually surrounded by aliens.

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#479

I think I recall that documentary, wasn’t the marble casually stuffed in a locker? Ah reminds me of freshman year :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

#480

Nah, some huge aliens were playing with it at the very end.

#481

I member, it was on Orion’s Belt…pretty dumb place to leave a galaxy really - especially cos when Orion drank it would get wet??

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#482

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