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I just remembered a situation I found myself in the other week in Poundland.
I was doing an emergency run to Poundland for some cheap supplies for the society (ended up picking a couple of things up for myself too). I’d picked up the typical array of weird items; things like hairspray, batteries, googly eyes, balloons, biscuits and some drinks. People were already giving me weird looks caryring a pile of weird items without a basket while in line at the checkout. But it was nothing compared to the looks a few people gave me after I checked out.
As you probably know by now, my clothes are typically covered in pockets, mo’ pockets, mo’ gooder. Anyway, I paid and moved to an empty spot I saw next to the exit where I proceeded to put everything I’d just bought into all my pockets. The looks on people’s faces as these seemingly large items were just disappearing in my clothes was golden.
I stared one person dead in the eyes as I put the last thing in my pocket and then reached around to another pocket and pulled out a previously opened drink that I finished off while still looking at them. I crushed the bottle and put it back in my pocket (there was no bin around). Then I just casually walked out of the shop.
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Legend has it that if you sneeze and f*rt at the same time, you can take a screenshot 
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That moment when it’s 02:30 and I should be asleep, but Yahoo answeres randomly pops into my head. I ask myself what happened to that site and if it’s still around, so I look it up…and am greeted by this. 
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