My travel notes for going into central tomorrow. 
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He leaves the house 
Psssst if he has threatened you in order for you to say that, blink twice 
we can take you into witness protection program and you’ll be safe
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I do, and I’m yet again questioning my sanity. Why the fuck am I willingly going into central (and on a weekend at that)? There are few places I hate more on this planet than central London.
I’m not an idiot, I know to cut the eye lids out.
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*Engineer.
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More tales of me being a troll today (besides the situation at Five Guys).
Went to a Mars exhibition at the design museum with some friends today, at one point I walked past some tables with chalk on them for kids to play with. Tables were empty so I took the opportunity to write “In space nobody can hear you scream!” I was going to take a photo, but there was a pack of parents and children coming, so I legged it before some parent saw and got all pissy about it. 
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You should leave your room some more
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I do leave it, and when I do, chaos usually ensues.
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Love your chaos 
I’m not a programmer…
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Actually I did, two days ago I drunk a coke and it made me feel bad and like 
No coke since then.
whoa!
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I’d go in there to get away from you more like!!
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Poor you. You either snort it or smoke it. Drinking cocaine is not the right way. 
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I know it. Don’t even try with oregano
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That’s good 