A little laughter never hurts

[anngelenee]

[LP13413]

I’m fairly sure they’re not actually owned by the same company, though.

[NickGr]

[anna834]

[anngelenee]

I dont get flagged for this? Any kids on the board?

[alz89]

[zanybelle]

[the_termin8r]

Getting Home From the Club at 5am

[anngelenee]

[framos1792]

@anngelenee

Any kids on the board?

and I’m Batman
A lot of batman themed things @anngelenee subconscious speaking?
Someone missed me here

[anna834]

[anngelenee]

[the_termin8r]

How @framos1792 sees himself:

What he’s actually like:

[chigokurosaki]

Lmao, accurate enough

[framos1792]

Lmao ey that’s still pretty badass

[LP13413]

Can you ride a unicycle?

[framos1792]

For 2 seconds yeah!

Ok that’s too exaggerated, 1 second
Maybe 1.5 if I go down in slow mo

[anngelenee]

[framos1792]

I was at the butcher shop the other day, I bet the short butcher that he couldn’t even reach the meat on the top shelf

He didn’t take the bet he said the stakes were too high…

Can you believe the airline lost my luggage? Yeah I took those bastards to court
Unfortunately I lost my case

Finally one I saw in some comments in a news story lol

A old man, was speeding out in the open,
80mph in his Mach 1…
He sees them blue lights behind him
Oh crap, pushes it to 100mph, up to 120mph
The cop still coming after him

Sighhh he pulls over
Cop says goddamnit if that wasn’t kinda fun, you make me laugh and I’ll let you go sir,
Old man says yeah I’m sorry officer but truth is I didn’t realize I was speeding but then I seen you and you must know…my wife left me years ago for a highway patrolman
When I saw you in my rear view mirror the worst thought came to my mind-what if you’re chasing after me to return her to me haD to hit the gas sir

[zanybelle]