It’s worth it
Obviously, the posts in the OP are pretty lengthy.
A friend of mine from school (which is a new transfer here) is goddamn hilarious. Despite being shy, that guy’s being pretty gud.
While the class is on a session of identifying the parts and function of the microscope, so I asked him what’s the function of the mirror under the microscope.
So he says, “This mirror is used to see a monkey, you see a monkey here?” while he adjusts the mirror and makes me to see it.
How dumb of me, it took 3 seconds to get the joke.
He’s just new and shy but he showed off some hilarious gimmick.
I’ll never for the life of me understand why people keep things like plant pots on their staircase.
Yeah… I have lots of plants, but NONE on the staircase…
This is the part where I ruin the joke and say that you don’t actually need a human hand to operate a touchscreen.
EDIT: Girls!
I gues I’ll get in trouble?
just unbelievable!
Unicorn rescue… (even if delayed lots to get the likes and subs!)
but
speechless whatsoever…
this is the trolliest scenario i could ever imagine!
Not only did he have to live with that but topping it off
Trolled for life!
I couldn’t she knocked me out before saying these unspeakable things
you just wanted to poke the bear
Plus I can’t say anything because you look like the kind of girl that can kill a man a million different ways
I shall return to my fort!
LinkedIn-Park!
LinkedIn-Park!
LinkedIn-Park!
i just had to throw this one out there…
So on Saturday I was at the pub with friends and family and one kid had a bottle of this…
I then started to sing the bubble song and the kid looked at me really weirdly!
You scared the poor kid!
And people say iii do that