A little laughter never hurts

I’ve got a feeling that this place is the park that isn’t far from my home…

In useless box store@usf.com

Or you could make one yourself with basic dirt cheap components.

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The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a University graduate from an upper-class family. The other finalist was a community college redneck. Go figure.

The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word “Timbuktu.”
The University graduate went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started he jumped up and recited the following poem:

“'Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked the dusty caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
Destination – Timbuktu.”

The audience went wild! How could the redneck could top that?! The clock started again and the redneck sat silent. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped up and recited:

“Tim and me, a-huntin’ went.
Met three whores in a pop-up tent.
They was three, we was two,
So I bucked one and Timbuktu”

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I don’t have all the tools where I live + it is easier to buy than make a :poop:y one.

It’s piss easy, here’s a basic schematic I just mocked up in 5 mins.

A motor, 2 switches and 2 pairs of AA batteries. You just need to source a box and make an arm for the motor.

Of course a better design would be to use an H bridge but this is for simplicity.

EDIT: Components will cost ~£8 (not including the AAs). The cheapest ready made one I’ve seen is £16, the most expensive I’ve seen was £35.

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/2016/08/whenyou18.jpg

:no_mouth:

:joy: What a retard, almost as big a retard as this guy.

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Good for him :crazy_face:

Wow! We’ve almost lost such a great talent! :face_with_hand_over_mouth: :upside_down_face:

I onder if he is trying to break his head or that wall!! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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I wonder how many would call back if there was a whole number.

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Oh I remember that one, that’s the guy who tried to have me killed. He ended up coming with 3 others, I made mince meat of them.

This was actually one of the posters for the movie “Safety Not Guaranteed”. It was a nice scifi movie.

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